Keeping up with the Waynes

Shopping

(Private interview with Damian)

"Yeah well today father decided that we need to go to the grocery store...as a family."

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Footsteps of everyone can be heard as they all ran down the steps, well Tim fell so he's rolling down the steps.

"SHOPPING!" Dick shouted bolting out the door and towards the car.

Damian and Jason walked out the door and Tim sat at the bottom of the steps watching them leave with a glare.

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(Private interview with Tim) 

"The damn demon tripped me. He's so annoying. I'm in pain and none of them care. They all just left me there to die."

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(Meanwhile at target)

"Hey 10 bucks to whoever gets kicked out first." Jason said looking to Damian, Dick, and Tim.

"Oh you're so on." Dick said with a smirk running off into the isles.

"HEY I DIDN'T SAY GO!" Jason shouted.

"Sir please no shouting." An employee said glaring at Jason as she walked by. 

Jason looked to the camera like in the office.

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(Meanwhile with Dick)

Dick is running through the kids section wearing a Elsa outfit that was meant for a 7 year old, a Elsa wig, a wand, and high heels he took from the women's section. 

"LeT It GO!" He sang at the top of his lungs.

"CoLD NevEr BoTHERed Me ANyWayS!" He screamed off key.

"Sir, sir what are you doing?" An employee asked utterly annoyed.

"What do you mean what am I doing? I am performing to the children." Dick said in a high pitched voice. 

"Well it's very disruptive and you're scaring some kids." The employee said folding his arms.

"But I am Elsa the kids love me." Dick pretested in a high pitched voice. 

Jason was in the background looking for stuff for his plan. Dick spun around.

"Ahh look there is my brother, he's not in the movie, but he's here." Dick said still in the high pitched voice. 

"What the BEEP are you wearing?" Jason asked folding his arms.

"Is this your brother?" The employee asked looking to Jason.

"Never seen this man before in my life." Jason said shrugging.

"LIAR!" Dick yelled.

"Sir I think you need to leave." The employee said sternly.

Dick took off his high heel and threw it at Jason who threw a wand he grabbed off the shelf. Then Damian came from the ceiling and sent the whole shelf tumbling down by ramming into it. Tim stood in the isle behind where Damian knocked the shelf down and threw bouncy balls at everyone. 

"ALL OF YOU OUT NOW!" The employee screamed.

"Buzzkill." Jason muttered walking towards the door.

They were all being followed by security. Bruce turned the corner from the food section and saw them.

"Hey Bruce we'll just be waiting outside." Dick said.

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(Private interview with Bruce)

"I can't take them anywhere."