Teeth (BxM)

One-Hour-Poo

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!

"ETHAN!! Let's gooo!! You've been in the shitter for an hour!"

I roll my eyes at my friend Trey. I mean, you'd think a man could take a dump in peace, but guess not. I don't like rushing stuff like this. And it has NOT been an hour.

"Ethan, c'mon dude, we're gonna miss the bus, and if we do my ma is gonna have a fit", said my other friend Kraig. Ugh, that's true. All our parents paid about sixty bucks for us to go on this camp trip. If we missed it, we'd all be in deep shit.

"Alright alright I'm coming, jeez", I say with a sigh. I finish my business, get up, and start washing my hands. I look into the mirror and see myself. Black hair, brown eyes, and light brown skin. Pretty generic for a partially hispanic kid; nothing special in the slightest.

"You jacking off in there or what?," Trey asks through the door.

I open the door and smirk at him. "Totally dude. I just could not get the image of your brother in his nice looking swim trunks out of my head. I mean, did you see the size of his ass?? And that print from his di-"

"Nah nah nah, shut the fuck up. That is so nasty," Trey cringes while Kraig chuckles. If you haven't deduced it yet, I'm gay. Big reveal right?? Nah, not really. It's 2018, so seriously, not much of a big reveal these days.

I step aside from both my friends and walk into my room with them following. I dig through my duffel bag to make sure I got everything packed. Triple checking is a must to me. Trust someone who knows, it sucks all kinds of butt when you don't pack the right amount of undies.

"Dude, I'm scared that one day you're gonna be making comments like that, and I'm gonna accidentally agree if I'm not paying attention. I'm gonna catch the gay the day that happens", Trey says pulling a face.

I turn to him, "Catch the gay?? You've been watching one too many republican debates."

He shrugs. "My dad makes me watch them."

I cringe slightly at the thought of Trey's dad's homophobia. Nobody here in this town has really hassled me about my being gay. I mean, both Trey and Kraig didn't make it a big deal. Hell, we all joked about it a lot as it was, but Trey's dad was a little different. He was a solid, red state, pro-Bush American citizen. He had Trey watch a crud load of debates with him. I personally don't have a problem with the man despite his views, but c'mon. Sometimes it's hard to actually believe that certain people still struggle with the fact that we all deserve basic human rights.

I shake the thoughts from my head. "Hey, have you guy's seen my inhaler??"

Both Trey and Kraig look around. Kraig finds it between my wall and the comforter of my bed.

"I swear you're gonna lose this one before the trip is over. Isn't this one new??", Kraig asks.

I nod,"Yeah, my dad wasn't too thrilled about me losing my fourth one this month. I just can't keep track of any of them."

Kraig smiles and just shakes his head. Kraig's a good guy. He's not very outspoken or crass like Trey and I, but we love him for who he is.

"We should probably take off now. Mister One-hour-poo here took forever. The bus probably left by now", said Trey. I pick up my duffel bag and flick the end of Trey's nose, dodging his attempted punch to my ribs and power walking to the door.

"Then let's go slowpokes. We got a whole week of hymns, hiking, and tensed-up sexual frustration ahead of us!!", I exaggerate.

I can feel eyes rolling behind me, but both of my buds follow out the door. Yeah... this trip is gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

I reaaaaally hope you guys liked the first chapter, I'm writing this at 4:00am because I can't sleep, so kill me now. :) I'm usually pretty good at stuff like this until my writer's block comes in and f*cks me in a not so fun way. *sigh* But for you guys, I'll try my very best!! I don't know if I said it already, but this is my first book/attempt at a story, so please be nice.  :,^)