Teeth (BxM)

Ditching

The lights in the cabin suddenly turn on, disturbing everyone in it's wake.

"Alright guys, c'mon, time to get up for church!!",Counselor Dave shouted through the cabin. I groan and shove my head back down into the pillows.

Three days.

We've been at this dang camp for three whole days and it honestly is just starting to feel sorta monotonous. Trey, Kraig, and I came out here for a good time, and by darn we still had a little faith that it might just become fun. However it'd probably have to turn so spontaneously considering that the counselors haven't really made a move to do anything.

All we really did was end up all going into the gymnasium and playing basketball, walking the camp grounds, or other bland things. We hadn't been invited on a hike, or on a swim in the nearby lake or river. We mainly stayed in the camp and the surrounding area.

From what I saw, they also had a large faded red barn and a stable that led out to a large plot of land surrounded by a three barred iron barrier fence. You could easily just slip through, but we were told not to go in there. The counselors said we weren't allowed to go in at all, not giving any specific reasons why. I'd normally find it fishy, but maybe they had a stray bull in there I hadn't noticed or something. I wasn't willing to wanna find out. I wasn't that bored.

Also, I had initially thought that Kraig was kidding when he had said that we'd be going to church three to four times a day.

But guess what??

It was NOT an exaggeration.

We legit had gone to church four times a day. I mean, I'm not even religious or anything. Me and Trey both tagged along because there wasn't anything better to do. Plus, Kraig is our bro, we aren't gonna leave him alone.

Anyway, church four times a day. Fun right??

Nah.

They shuffle us in and start by singing. More glorious singing. They make everyone sing, but me, Trey and Kraig found a way to avoid it by just kinda lip-synching and sharing amused glances between the three of us. Trey had even gone so far as to add in a few curse words every now and then to the lyrics and causing Kraig and I to break at least two ribs trying hard not to laugh out loud.

Then after singing they start with stories from the Bible. I mean, they're cool and all because it's kinda like history. However, the counselors don't get all the stories right. For instance, when one was telling the story about Jonah and the whale, he had actually said something about a sea serpent rather than a whale, earning him a few glares from fellow counselors. He wasn't allowed to go up and say anything anymore. You'd figure he probably didn't do too good in bible school or wherever they probably had studied.

However, the one who usually went up was an old man named Pastor Rang. He was a wrinkly, and heavy set old man that usually stayed in a cabin farther out into the woods from my understanding. Pastor Rang seemed like a pretty chilled out old man for the most part. Though funnily enough he spoke mostly of the horrors of hell in his sermons. How demons ate sinners souls and tortured them for all eternity. Such stories used to scare me, but now I know better.

Despite church, everything was basically the same. And I didn't expect today to be any different.

"Hey, do you think they'll serve toast today?? I kinda miss toast...", whined Kraig. Of all things to complain about, he complains about food. Priorities, right?

I shrugged. "Don't know, they've been serving mostly eggs and hash. I mean, you could always ask".

Kraig sighs and gets up in a little bit of a hurry to go use the showers. I start toward them as well grabbing my shower things before getting up, because those damn showers take FOREVER to get hot, so you gotta get to them early to claim them first before anyone else.