AU: None
Ship: Lamp'd
Prompt: None
Requested by: GabbyFarmer5
Tw: None...unless periods trigger youF/A/S: Fluff
POV: 3rdHI!!! This is Z just posting a quick chapter as we work on a really looooonng chapter. - Z
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Violet inhaled deeply as she looked at the blood on her bedsheet, "Fuck everything..." She mumbled, before hopping off her bed and rummaging through her dresser drawer for a pad, "I hate my uterus, I hate my life, and I hate myself..."
Meanwhile, Panelope was screeching, "IT HURTS, I'M DYING!." She said as Lola walked in and said, "Falsehood.. You are just experiencing dysmenorrhea." She said as she tossed a pad at her. Lola walked out and clenched her stomach, moaning in pain, "Oh god why... FUCK ME!.."
Rosaline was running around the living room, screaming, "OHH AHH... WOE IS ME! I HAVE BEEN STABBED OHHH, TELL EVERYONE I LOVE THEM! I'M AFRAID I'M DYING HELP MEEEEEE..." She said as Dee walked in, "Please...don't shut up, you aren't on your period..." She said before walking out. Rosaline dramatically fell onto the couch "SAVE ME FROM THIS PAIN!" She said as she clenched her abdomen.
As the yelling and groaning continued, Violet grabbed a few blankets and slowly walked out of her room. "Would you girls stop complaining?... This literally happens every month." She throws the blankets in the other sides' direction.
The other sides scrambled to get under the blankets. Panelope and Rosaline both endlessly started to thank Violet. "Whatev-" Violet said before grabbing her stomach and hissing in pain.
"Come join us in the blankets, Violet!" Panelope cheerfully managed to say. Violet rolled her eyes. "We all feel like we're dying, and you wanna cuddle?" "Yep, Lola said it helps!" Lola happened to walk into the room at that point "It actually is effective on at least helping your mind forget about it..." She said as she adjusted her glasses "Just make up your minds already! Join us or don't! If you do join us please turn off the lights, and grab the remote so we can watch movies." Rosaline said. Violet groaned, "Fine but if anyone gets blood on me, better yet don't complain when I get blood on you." Lola looked over at her, "Wait wha-" She was cut off by Rosaline, "Shh... movie is starting." They all quieted down as Dee walked by and shook her head, "Aw..i hate to see you suffering.. I'm not on mi- OH FUCKING LORD."She screeched, doubling over in pain,"MY UTERUS ISN'T BURNING."
Violet snickered as Panelope opened up her arms,"OH NO! Join us, Kiddo." She said as Remi burst into the room,"HI BITCHES~ I BROUGHT STARBI- OH FUCK MY UTERUS! I'M LIKE FEELING SO ATTACKED BY MY OWN BODY RIGHT NOW!" She screamed, holding the Starbucks cups tray tightly, "Owie..." Panelope patted a spot by Violet, "Come join us, buddy" Remi groaned and shuffled over, "Like, oh my goodness this is totally painful." She sniffled dramatically as Rosaline nodded aggressively, "I feel your pain, sister!"
Violet huffed,"Can we just get the movie on?" She said, cuddling a pillow like her life depended on it. They all nodded in agreement as Panalope start the movie again.
The night ended in cuddles and Disney movies.
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~Ty
~Max
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Sander Sides Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of oneshots based all around the many ships of the Sander Sides