Best Hangover Ever

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As Jungkook wakes, all he remembers is black as he wakes up in someone else's bedroom, wearing someone else's clothes. His bottom half is almost painfully numb, sweating like there's no tomorrow as a soft, humid breeze comes in through an open window. Jungkook suddenly remembers putting in a butt plug before the party and panics when he realises it's still inside him. Or not? He's so confused as he checks himself and finds nothing. He remembers nothing. 'What the fuck'. Suddenly the door to the bedroom he's in opens, the strong scent of coffee filling the air. "Oh, you're alive" a voice calls, Kook's eyes taking a while to focus until he comes to realise the person is none other than Pretty Boy aka Tae. "Here, coffee, wait no- soup first Jimin says" Tae orders, shoving the breakfast tray at the younger. "...what-? How? Where am I? What happened?" Kook questions, his voice hoarse, throat sore and itchy. "You don't remember? I'm not surprised, you literally drank more than everyone here put together" Tae laughs, sitting himself down next to the younger as he takes a bite from his toast. "So, updates are as follows: your friend Namjoon I think?.. his boyfriend picked him up around 2am so he's fine. Yoongi... is... *coughs* spent the night with Hobi and Jimin, most of the others left, there's maybe 5 to 7 people in the house right now give or take" Taehyung giggles, hiding the second hand embarrassment when he speaks about Yoongi and co. "Wait- Yoongi? spent the night as in...?" Jungkook chokes on his soup, "exactly what you're thinking bud" Tae responds casually, biting his lips to stop the laughter, blowing into his cup before taking a sip of his tea. "I see" Jungkook says, scratching his head, "how did I-? What did I do?" Jungkook questions again, hoping he didn't make a fool of himself the night before. "Uh... where do I start" Taehyung chuckles, crossing his legs to get comfortable, "mmmm you drank a lot, obviously.. you felt sick half way through the night, no doubt it was the amount of alcohol you consumed responsible for that... Uh, we came up here, to my room so you could rest.. mmm what else? Umm oh you called me beautiful like 57 times and told me you've been pining for the entire year... uhhh, oh and you tried to kiss me then cried when I rejected" Taehyung cackles. 'Why the fuck' Jungkook panics, drooping his spoon into the bowl of soup. "I- fuck- I'm sorry, oh my god, I'm so sorry- shit" Kook scrambles to his feet, face red and his body temperature sky rocketing. Tae just looks at the other, eyes wide and his face also turning all shades of red as his eyes travel down to Jungkook's trouser-less body. "Fuck" Jungkook screams, pulling the duvet towards himself, half falling to the floor before Tae grabs him and pulls him back up. "I- I mean.. you did promise me a date so uh.. I can't let you leave yet" Tae says, biting his lip in embarrassment, as their hands stay interlocked, both men breathing heavily. "Wait what?" Jungkook shouts, eyebrows scrunching up in confusion. "Oh. You... I mean you promised but if you've changed your mind..." Tae begins, Jungkook cutting him off swiftly "NO, yeah- I mean- Sounds good. Wait, now?". "Maybe... sober up first and... let me find you some clothes?" Tae smirks, hopping off the bed and towards his wardrobe. "Wait you live here? Here?" Jungkook's jaw drops. "When I'm not living on campus yes, a group of us saved up for years to buy this place. Like years." Tae responds as he finds an outfit that'll fit Kook, "here" he says chucking a loose fitted tracksuit bottom and t-shirt at the younger. "Me, Jimin and Hobi initially had the idea then came along Yoongi and Jin so here we are. It's a bit big for just the 4 of us though so we're looking for more housemates" Tae adds as an afterthought, explaining the situation. "Yoongi and Jin? Wait how long how you known them?" Jungkook's confused. "Not long, they're friends of Jimin's to be honest but I trust Jimin with my life so... yeah". Kook's learnt a lot the last 24 hours...

So it turns out Jimin and Tae aren't dating, they're just best friends and probably soulmates as Taehyung put it; Jimin and Yoongi became friends through their love of music (or so they say; Hobi, Jimin and Yoongi may or may not be friends with benefits) and Yoongi's brother Jin became friends with Jimin through Yoongi. Jimin and Tae come as a package, Jimin and Hobi also come as a package - so you befriend one and get all three.

Jungkook's heart starts pounding as he remembers the missing butt plug again. "Uh *clears throat* so we... I didn't... do anything yesterday did I? Like.. weird or... inappropriate" Jungkook whispers to the boy laying on the opposite side of the bed.
"What, no? I slept on the floor" Tae replies, "don't worry". "Sorry" Jungkook replies apologetically. "For what?" Tae says, lifting his head to look at Kook. "No just- for being annoying. Sorry you had to baby sit me yesterday and.. that you had to sleep on the floor" Kook shyly responds, cheeks burning up again. "It was funny actually, I'm not a drinker so I'm used to being the sober friend anyway and I like sleeping on the floor... sometimes" Tae giggles, making the younger feel less awkward.
A moment passes.
Jungkook sighs.
"So not to sound super creepy but... mybuttplugisnotinmybuttanymore... doyouknowwhatididwithitor.." Kook spits out so fast he sounds like he's rapping. Taehyung chokes on his tea, placing the cup on the bedside cabinet as he bursts into laughter. "I was kind of waiting for that question... um... you said it was getting painful so you... took it out. It's in the bathroom sink" Tae responds once he can breathe again, blush creeping all over his body. Jungkook groans and pulls the duvet over his head, a fire igniting inside him- and not the good kind. "It happens to the best of us" Taehyung tries to comfort the embarrassed younger, patting Kook's shoulder as he tries to push aside his laughter. Yoongi comes looking for Kook just at that moment, knocking on Tae's door. "Hey Tae, I'm looking fo- ah, thought you'd be here." Yoongi fumbles with his bag taking out his car keys. "Sobered up yet or not? We're going out but if you're not feeling up to it, I'm sure Tae wouldn't mind keeping you company".
"Whose 'we' exactly?" Kook questions, raising an eyebrow. "Hobi, Jimin and I. Joon's gone home already fool" Yoongi responds, avoiding the hidden question. "Hm. You guys have fun, I'll catch a bus home or something. Fill me in later" Kook not so subtly adds, everyone in the room knows he's not talking about their 'trip'. "Whatever, stay safe lads" Yoongi chuckles as he throws a condom at Kook's face before casually walking out. Jungkook's eyes widen in horror, trust Yoongi to add to his embarrassment. "Well... he's in a good mood" Tae giggles, moving Kook's attention to his soup again, "come on, eat up" he says, lifting the spoon up to Kook's lips. Jungkook tried to hide his smile but fails, slurping the soup up quietly, his heart racing.
"Well... I guess since we have the house to ourselves... we can have a pre-date here? What do you think?" Tae suggests as he carries on feeding Kook like its the most natural thing in the world. "Yeah- I'd like that".
Jungkook could get used to this: a pretty house with a pretty Boy, curing him of his hangover with delicious soup and plenty of smiles. Best hangover ever.

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Authors note: BET Y'ALL WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS CUTE BS. Don't worry my loves.. I'll be back with my hoeness soon. Just wait 😏

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