(Happy 4th of July!!)
Okay have you ever been kissed on the cheek before? No not your mom or dad...a friend..
Okay this happened in 4th grade when Calix yes Calix kissed my friend Marion and me..-on the cheek
We call it the "Playboy incident" cuz he kissed two girls in one day.
You might be thinking "DAMN CALIX IS A F*CK BOY DAYUMMM" yes me too
(Calix if you're reading this...fite me this story is going on for generations! >:3)
So it all started with our "Marion x Calix" ship. Then it kept on going for like maybe 3 or 4 subject until
He decided to stop it (which he made it worse) by telling Marion, He has to whisper something
Then yeah he kissed her on the cheek. Yeah gay sh*t amrite?--Jk shes a girl...anyway
Typical 9-10 yr old say "AIEEEEE" "HOY CALIX KINIS MO SI MARION?!?" *hey calix did you just kiss Marion? !?* "OMGGGGG"
Yeah and that other stuff. Our teacher was like 'hoy bat kayo may mga girlfriend at boyfriend?! Bata-bata nyo pa..'
Trans: hey! Why are you guys getting/having girlfriends or boyfriends?! You guys are still young..
Next is me...yes me..
So I was playing with my friends sharpener and suddenly f*ckbo--Calix I mean..forcefully smacked his lips on my f*cki---cheek and kissed me
And again all the screaming and btw we had a ship...remember my name is Joey?
Yeah its "Calix x Joey = Jolix" EXCUSE ME I'D RATHER STAY SINGLE KYRUS!!!!
Yeah...and they said like omg jolix aieeee! and all that junk..
The plot twist was,he kissed me just for a f*cking book yes, a book and you're probably laughing your asses of cuz of this...
And why you might ask? Well Marion said he needs to kiss a girl just to borrow the book..and I'm not going without a punishment. .
I slapped him. Oh yeah heres my picture;
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( here ya go its meee) (now stop bothering me for a face reveal)
K Bye (sorri if it bit blurry)
