I've just moved in. I started at a new school. I was the new weirdo freak. I didn't know the right way to lead my life. I was just the nerdy artistic new guy, who didn't know anyone.
I walked out into the hallway and ran into this guy. I knocked his books over. I said "whoops, sorry." He said "that's okay, I wasn't reading them anyway." I said "I'm the freaky new kid, Merlin." I shook his hand. He then said "I'm the jock douche. Name's Arthur." Then I said "what a pleasure to meet you." Then Arthur sighed in relief. "You too Merlin. What a pleasure. What a pleasure." He smiled at me.
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Arthur was the king of football apparently. He was on the league and a real go getter who tackled everyone who got in his way. One day, he stared at me, I looked at him but he acted like I wasn't there.
I said "Arthur, is there anything you need me for now?" He sighed and said "not at this very second. But you can fix my lunch." "Okay Arthur." He handed me his lunch bag and he said "I have taken a liking to you, Merlin." I said "same to you Arthur."
"Arthur, you aren't as much of a prat as I thought you would be." He took me home with him after school. I met only his father, who is named Uther. I didn't even ask about his mother. We went into his room and relaxed on his bed.
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The next day I revealed that I am also artsy. He laughed and said... "draw me" seriously. I remained staring at his face for an hour or two. After an hour passed I asked if he had a pencil. He said "you haven't been drawing this whole time?" I responded "No." Which got him so angry. I said "you get so cute when you are angry." He throws me a pencil (of royalty) and says "draw me now." I simply say "I love angry you."
I begin drawing him, the cutest way possible. He interrupted me and simply said "kiss my royal ass." I didn't know if he was serious or not. So, I just kept on drawing him. When I was nearly done with my doodle, he checked it and said "woah. That looks exactly like me." He hugged me and said "fuck yeah bro. That's so great." Then, we kissed. I stopped and said "I'm sorry about kissing you but I couldn't help it." He said "don't worry about it. I actually liked it."