Hi! I'm back after like, what, a month? I'm sorry I am just so busy.
Dedication: TheLivvyD. Her comment:
"This is better than anything ive ever read. Heck, its better than Twilight, and it takes a good story for me to say that. You probably think im..."
She stuck up for me when I made a mistake in the story and it made me feel all happy. Thanks :)
Song: One Foot by Fun courtesy of Mona.
***CONTEST HAS ENDED. RESULTS UP SUNDAY 29TH***
TEST: What is the weirdest phone call you've ever received?
Enjoy!
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Mona's POV
"I put one foot in front of the other OH oh OH I don't need a new love, or a new life, just another place to die!" I sang, as I marched throughout my flat. I took extra big steps, 'cause you know I was spiffing fantastic at marching, and scrolled through my email on my phone.
College forms …
Mother …
Just Fab Shoes …
Stupid thrift store I had to work at …
Mother's bestie Laura …
Laura again …
Laura-the-annoying-woman-who-just-so-happened-to-get-my-email …
What the flip, Laura! What the poop do you want? I clicked on her first email, trying to understand what she was saying to me.
How are you, blah, blah, blah, I hope school is good, doodlely, doodlely, doo, when are you going to visit, nag, nag, nag …
After her third email she finally tells me her beloved rabbit, Carrot, died. God, I hated that animal. Always peeing when I tried to pick it up, deciding to do yoga when I was holding it making it impossible for me to hold it in a normal position, and then ramming me with it's head when I did happen to drop it.
God Bless the rabbit gods that the nemesis was vanquished!
My mood soared until I read the last few sentences.
Your mother told me that you would come to the funeral because she's away in India and I know you just loved that poor little bunny.
My goodness, Woman! I wrote a whole blog on why rabbits should be outlawed as pets! I had a good twenty followers! Those things may look cute but they bite like flipping crocodiles! And why, Mother! Why must you promise I be there! I would rather become a Frisbee than mourn over a dead bunny. I mean, no offence, but I severely hated bunnies all due to Carrot. Kind of as much as I hated Ares.
I'm just not an animal person.
I like clothes. Clothes don't pee on you or try to gnaw your face off.
I stood in my hallway by the linen closet, thinking. So I have to go to a rabbit funeral on, pardon me scrolling through the email(s), Monday, my sister Ashna is visiting me tomorrow meaning I'm dragging her to Laura's house with me, and I have an odd craving to watch Pirates of the Caribbean.
I wonder if Sofia has Netflix …
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Sofia's POV
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I'll Stay Babe (Zayn Malik)
FanfictionIt started with a Starbucks cup and an insane Greyhound to get them to meet. Sofia Thanos is a laid back girl with a passion for cooking. Zayn Malik is a British popstar whose band, One Direction, is winning the hearts of people all around the world.
