sniper x medic [red]

4th of july

((This chapter will remain unedited due to laziness and well it WAS a holiday chapter))

Sniper:None of us are even american.

Heavy:Yea

Soldier:Well sorry ladies but you're on American soil!

He ushered everyone outside.

Demoman:We dont even have everything for fourth of July!

Scout:Yea no fire works,food,or drinks!

Soldier:WRONG!

When everyone was outside they saw a plastic table with some raw hot dogs,beer,pie,and missile launchers. Near the table foldable chairs.

Engineer:H-how?

Soldier:Easy pyro here knew how to bake without an oven. We had hot dogs in the fridge. And the table and chairs I found around here.

Sniper:Well then I guess we dig in.

Soldier:Not so fast!

Scout:What is it.

Soldier:Pyro.

Pyro lit a small fire with a lighter.

Soldier:This is where we're cooking our hot dogs.

Heavy:Fine with me.

Engie:Nice

Medic:Great

Sniper:I dont care how we cook em Im starvin.

Spy:Not exactly my style.

Demoman:Oh man up.

They all gathered around the fire.

Spy:Please dont tell me we'll start singing camp fire songs.

Engineer:good idea spy-

Demoman:Here's a classic the campfire song song.

Spy:Sing And I stab you to death.

Demoman:I was joking. Im only 'ere for the beer. Speaking of which.

Demoman took his hot dog and stick and went to get a beer.

Soldier:Isnt this great men?

Pyro:Mph!mphhh!

Scout:I guess I mean it ain't bad.

Medic:It's fun except my hot dog isn't cooking.

Sniper:Thats because ya aint putting it in the fire.

Medic:Yes I am! Look.

His hot dog was barely in the fire.

Sniper:You aren't gonna burn yourself

Medic:I know that!

Sniper:Then put it in the fire gah forget it look.

Sniper leaned in close to medic grabbed his hand/hot dog stick and made it go closer to the fire.

Sniper:There should be cooked in no time.

Spy:You would know how to cook things in a fire.

Sniper:Yea its called camping.

He sarcastically retorted.

Spy:In your van?

Sniper:No fuck off.

Medic:Herr sniper.

Sniper:What?

Medic:Im fully capable to cook mine own hot dog.