Short Stories from the Planet Hell

The Grim Reaper

"Last job of the day, man living in Pennsylvania is about to have a heart attack", the grim reaper said with a grin on his phase.

He teleported to a house in Indiana,PA . "Crap wrong house, the boss will have my head if I mess up another job". Suddenly the Grim Reaper herd yelling, he quickly ran down the haul way to find a young women on the floor.

"Please help me, I'm going in to labor", she screamed.

The Grim Reaper was red in the skull, "look mam I'm not cut out to deliver a baby", he said while slowly walking backwards.

"I'm having a baby right now and my ex left me 8 months ago, I don't care who you are just do something", the Grim Reaper stood there silently in shock.

"Well, are you just going to stand there like a jack ass or are you going to call 911".

"Right", the grim reaper rushed to the phone.

"911 what's your emergency", the operative said calmly.

"I have a very pregnant women who's about to give birth now", screamed into the phone.

"Ok, well have an ambulance there right away", said the operative.

"Wait, she's having the baby now",he said as the other line hung up. "The operative said that their sending an ambulance", in a worried voice.

"What, I'm having this baby right now", the women said this in heavy breaths.

"Can't you just hold it", the grim reaper mumbled.

"NO, you chicken nugget brain, this is a baby and it's coming out now". The grim reaper walked towards the women, kneeled and held her hand.

"Ok, just take deep breaths and push", he crawled towards the women legs. "Ok, just take deep breaths and push harder".

"Don't you have some sort powers that can help", screamed the women.

"Look lady, the powers I have are the exact opposite of what we need".

"What's your name"? He said calmly.

"Linda"

"Okay Linda just push and breath we'll get through this together".

"Okay", she said with sweat on her face

"Just push, he said calmly". 

The ambulance arrived, two paramedics ran into the house, they calmly put the women and her child on a stretcher.

The Grim Reaper waited in the waiting room for 2 hours.

The doctor came in to the waiting room, "she's awake", said the doctor.

"Hey" Linda mumbled in a groggy voice, theirs somebody I want you to meet. Grim Reaper held out his arms and held the baby, "she's beautiful, what's her name?

"Her names Morana" she mumbled while smiling "I was thinking I don't have any siblings or close friends, so would you want to be her godfather"

The Grim Reaper looked down at the baby and smiled "it would be an honor".