Concert Life (An Ereri Story) (#Wattys2018)

Hanji's Wild Side

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Here is another chapter for all of you lovelies! Happy reading!

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Erwin's PoV

I go to Hanji's room, hoping she will be up and ready to get our daily morning coffee. I knock on her door, and it opens up a little by itself. I walk in, looking around a bit. Hopefully she isn't sleeping naked again...

"Hanji?" I ask, walking into her empty room. The whole place looks a mess. Levi would have a fit if he saw this... I walk further inside, only to find all of her stuff thrown around. I can tell that she had been packing, but it looks as if she tore the room apart looking for something.

I sigh, and decide to go downstairs alone. I get off the elevator, and start down the long hallway towards the lobby. A maid stops me, a worried look on her face.

"Sir, it would be best if you try to avoid the lobby while it's getting cleaned up. There was a small incident."

"Thanks, but I'm in a big need of coffee," I say, ignoring her warning. I keep walking and I make it to the lobby. Hanji runs by me, and a look of shock falls onto my face.

"THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BAGELS, ERWIN!" she shouts as she sees me. She is only wearing a robe, and her hair looks like a birds' nest. She keeps running, and goes into the dining room.

What in the Hell...

I look around, and notice that vases are laying everywhere on the floor. Pillows from the couches are laying around, and there are multiple stains on the carpet.

"Sir," comes a scared voice. I look around to see the woman behind the front desk looking terrified.

I walk over to her, and lean on the desk, "Can I help you? What exactly is going on down here, anyways?"

"D-do you know that woman? She seems to know your name, so please, would you mind getting her?"

"Oh, Hanji? Yeah, I can get her. But what happened?

"Well," she starts, "Everything was going okay until six a.m. She came out of the hallway you came from shouting about someone named Levi being gay. This caused the first disturbance in the lobby. Several people were here checking in and out. She then proceeded to grab pillows and start a pillow fight with some little kids. Then, she started throwing pillows at our employees. She took it overboard though. The woman started throwing our pillows at our vases, and knocking them over. She was screaming the entire time about how fun games are at the carnival."

I sigh, and put my face in my hand. "What else?"

"Well, when we finally started to serve breakfast, she ran in screaming for bagels. She started grabbing food off of the buffet and stuffing it into her face. She then started a food fight, and the dining room is really messed up now.

"Have you called security?" I ask, feeling frustrated.

"I called them but they told me they are on strike due to the low wages. They haven't been getting paid enough for years."

I sigh, and look back at her, "I'll go and get her, then."

I walk off towards the dining room, and I see Hanji. She runs past me several times.

"Erwin! This coffee is so good!" she exclaims, twitching.

"Hanji, calm down. If you make any more of a mess, we are going to get kicked out." I start to walk towards her, and she backs up.

"Erwin, I'm trying to have fun for once. I've been up all night long, you know," she giggles and runs a hand through her messy hair. "You could of joined me, you know." She bites her lip, and smirks at me.