America:*sitting at home playing video games and eating hamburgers*
~meanwhile at England's house ~
Izzie: England~ I'm hungry~
England: bloody hell Why are you telling Me? You don't even like my cooking.
Izzie: becauuuuse! I'm hungryyyy
England: Ugh Americans...
-Back to America-
America: I feel a disturbance in the name of America...
*calls his private jet*
*Goes to England*
-back to England-
England: Oh no...
Izzie: what is it??
England:*rubs temples and points at the door* *door flush open and almost off the hinges*
England: God Damn it you asshat I'm going to have to fix that now!!
America:well hello to you too England Dude. So what exactl-.... England?
England:...uhm America?
America: England Why do you have Izzie at your house?
England:...She just randomly came over and started saying She was hungry...
America: ...ahahahahaha!!! Silly Izzie your not Hungary!!
Izzie: *facepalm* no I want foooood!!!!
America:a-are you like sick or do you have amnesia?!?! England's food sucks!!!!
England: oi you bloody tw-
Izzie:... Idk I've never even had England's cooking!!!!
America: well you don't want to...here have a Twinkie *throws her a twinkie*
Izzie: uhhhmmm ewwwwwww.
America:....WAIT WHAT?!?!
Izzie: I.Hate.Twinkies.
America:Oh. My. God. How do you live with yourself?
Izzie: pretty well actually...I haven't had a twinkie in forever though So I guess I could try it? *Bites into the twinkie and freezes*
America: So how is it?
Izzie: *swallows and frowns* e-England can you bring me some tea??please. And if possible fast?
England:*chuckles and walks away*
America:i-is it really that bad???
Izzie: do you want my honest opinion?
America: duh dudette!!!
Izzie: if England's good is as bad as you say....then I think England probably made it..
America:*sobbing in a ball on the floor* h-how could you say that!?!?
England:*walks into room chuckling**hands Izzie tea*
Izzie: thank yoouuuu *drinks the tea* mmmm tea~
America:are you even an American anymore?!
Izzie: Ha of course I am I just like different things...
America: well then you can just have England's food then *tears still in his eyes**starts walking away*
Izzie: awwee *grabs America's wrist and turns him around** hugs him around the waist and looks up* don't be sad please we can go get some hamburgers.
America:Ha I never noticed how short you are....wait *eyes light up*... did you say hamburgers?
Izzie: *nods into his side*
America:Yay*runs out dragging Izzie with him*
England:stupid asshat Americans always bloody annoying as hell
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A/N... I gave in....but who could resist America when he's sad?!?!?!
America:*evil blue aura* no one~
Izzie:.... ooohkayyy.. and England?
England: what do you want you bloody twat?
Izzie: well I was gonna ask if you really hate all of us Americans but I guess I don't HAVE TO!!!GEEZ!!!
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Hetalia Gone Wild *-*
FanficDescription: Imagine if Hetalia characters went almost completely insane...oh waiiit they pretty much are.. whoops. WARNING: THIS MAY CONTAIN STRANGE AND RANDOM MATERIAL IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ