Hetalia Gone Wild *-*

Twinkies Are An English Food!

America:*sitting at home playing video games and eating hamburgers*

~meanwhile at England's house ~

Izzie: England~ I'm hungry~

England: bloody hell Why are you telling Me? You don't even like my cooking.

Izzie: becauuuuse! I'm hungryyyy

England: Ugh Americans...

-Back to America-

America: I feel a disturbance in the name of America...

*calls his private jet*

*Goes to England*

-back to England-

England: Oh no...

Izzie: what is it??

England:*rubs temples and points at the door* *door flush open and almost off the hinges*

England: God Damn it you asshat I'm going to have to fix that now!!

America:well hello to you too England Dude. So what exactl-.... England?

England:...uhm America?

America: England Why do you have Izzie at your house?

England:...She just randomly came over and started saying She was hungry...

America: ...ahahahahaha!!! Silly Izzie your not Hungary!!

Izzie: *facepalm* no I want foooood!!!!

America:a-are you like sick or do you have amnesia?!?! England's food sucks!!!!

England: oi you bloody tw-

Izzie:... Idk I've never even had England's cooking!!!!

America: well you don't want to...here have a Twinkie *throws her a twinkie*

Izzie:  uhhhmmm ewwwwwww.

America:....WAIT WHAT?!?!

Izzie: I.Hate.Twinkies.

America:Oh. My. God. How do you live with yourself?

Izzie: pretty well actually...I haven't had a twinkie in forever though So I guess I could try it? *Bites into the twinkie and freezes*

America: So how is it?

Izzie: *swallows and frowns* e-England can you bring me some tea??please. And if possible fast?

England:*chuckles and walks away*

America:i-is it really that bad???

Izzie: do you want my honest opinion?

America: duh dudette!!!

Izzie: if England's good is as bad as you say....then I think England probably made it..

America:*sobbing in a ball on the floor* h-how could you say that!?!?

England:*walks into room chuckling**hands Izzie tea*

Izzie: thank yoouuuu *drinks the tea* mmmm tea~

America:are you even an American anymore?!

Izzie: Ha of course I am I just like different things...

America: well then you can just have England's food then *tears still in his eyes**starts walking away*

Izzie: awwee *grabs America's wrist and turns him around** hugs him around the waist and looks up* don't be sad please we can go get some hamburgers.

America:Ha I never noticed how short you are....wait *eyes light up*... did you say hamburgers?

Izzie: *nods into his side*

America:Yay*runs out dragging Izzie with him*

England:stupid asshat Americans always bloody annoying as hell

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A/N... I gave in....but who could resist America when he's sad?!?!?!

America:*evil blue aura* no one~

Izzie:.... ooohkayyy.. and England?

England: what do you want you bloody twat?

Izzie: well I was gonna ask if you really hate all of us Americans but I guess I don't HAVE TO!!!GEEZ!!!