One-Shots (Danti/etc)

Short Circuit [Googleplier x Bingiplier]

748 words

     It was a normal day, so far.

     Bing was riding his skateboard and spending some time with Chase, attempting to do a kickflip, but soon gave up and cruised around, instead.  The two soon came to a stop and sat down on a concrete wall, kicking their dangling legs now and then. "But what do I say?!  This is starting to rack up all my nerves, man!"

     "You just say it!  If you don't, it's just gonna kill you inside.  And, if he doesn't understand, just remember that you had the balls to do it.." Chase looked down and looked over his shoes as Bing sighed. "..Yeah, I guess you're right."

     Not too far away, Google was being forced to do chores around the house.  He did his best to stay calm as to not blow a fuse.

     "Okay, Google.  Do the laundry."

     "Clean my room!"

     "Sweep and mop the floor."

     "Cook dinner at six."

     Very hard not to lose it, honestly.  He grumbled, not really having a choice to refuse or not do it since it was against his programming.  Soon, Bing walked in and rolled his board off in a random direction, smiling to himself like an idiot. "Yo, yo, what is up, my dudes?!"

     Some of Mark's egos glanced over, Google being one of them.  The blue robot scowled and rolled his eyes, going through his database to add something:

annoying [adjective] : causing irritation or annoyance "Bing is very annoying"

     Once dinner arrived, Google cleaned up after everyone before he finally had some time to himself.  Before he could get to his charging station, he was met by the other bot.  Oddly enough, he had a calm manner and seemed a bit flustered.  Before he could speak, Google snapped due to being irritated. "No.  I need to recharge for the day."

     Bing just shook his head and waved his hand a little frantically. "No, no, no, I'm not gonna ask you to do anything.  I just wanna talk to you."

     Google cocked a brow at him, crossing his arms. "Very well.  Make it fast."

     Wasting no time, Bing took the opportunity to explain. "Okay, listen.  I know you might not know about what I'm about to tell you, but please just think about it.  I've been...feeling these feelings, you know?  Well—I guess you don't, you're not programmed with them, but let me explain.  It's like...It's like feeling like air, almost.  I can't focus when you're around, and I feel all fuzzy and stuff.  I know I'm gonna sound like a stalker for saying this, but when I get the chance to look at you, nothing else matters.  I get butterflies, and I can't stop smiling.  It feels like I'm dreaming.."

     Google just stared at him, looking him over from head to toe, then back at his eyes.  He didn't say a word as he quickly went through his database. "..Those seem like symptoms of "love".  You love me." He bluntly said this, keeping a deadpan expression and having a cold stare.

     Bing became more flustered and quickly looked down, softly kicking the ground as he thought. "Yeah...but it really sucks because it'll never work.." He trailed off, looking back up at Google as a daring thought crossed his mind.  He took in a deep breath and exhaled sharply.  Raising a hand to his face, he took his sunglasses off and leaned forward to kiss Google.  Bing pulled away as a blush formed on his face, looking down, but was surprised when Google gripped his face and made him face up again.  Google stared at him for a moment, flinching in the slightest when he felt a spark in his chest.

     "..Y-You alright, man?"

     Google snapped out of his thoughts and let go of Bing's face, confused from feeling something new.  He glanced down and opened his chest plate, eyes widening when he saw a new circuit form.  Bing stared, confused as well, but was a bit in awe. "What's that for?"

     The blue one glanced at the other and closed his chest, a smile tugging the corners of his mouth before he kissed Bing.  Bing blushed and tensed for a moment before relaxing and returning the kiss.  They parted after a moment, smiling at each other, and Google spoke up. "I...think you just fixed me."

love [noun] : an intense feeling of deep affection, a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone "He may be annoying, but I love Bingiplier"