PANSMIONE Oneshots

R.O.R.

"I hate you!"
"Well I hate you more!"
"Well I hate you the most!"

"Are they going at it again?" Ron asked Blaise, chuckling.
Blaise nodded and groaned "They've been arguing for over an hour, for Merlin's sake!"
Ron shook his head "Just kiss already!" He yelled at the two girls.

Pansy And Hermione turned a bright shade of pink, before going their separate ways.
"We should totally set them up." Blaise told the gryffindor.
"Yeah. We totally should."
"How though?" Blaise questioned.

"Hey guys."
Both boys turned around "Harry! We need you to set our best friends up!" They said in sync.
Harry rolled his eyes "Wow-I don't know whether to be happy or offended. But Fine, What do I do?"
"Okay," Blaise started "We need you to ask Hermione to meet up with us in the Room Of Requirements at 5:00 o'clock."

Harry raised an eyebrow "Why though?"
"Harry, Harry, Harry." Ron put an arm on his shoulder.
"You know you sound like Lockhart, right?"
"Just-Please Do it, Harry." Blaise said.

Harry sighed before glaring at them "You owe me a date with Malfoy, Zabini." He turned around and headed to the gryffindor common room.

"What are we? Cupids?!" Ron threw his arms up.
Blaise smiled and shrugged "Perhaps. By the way, would you mind setting me up with..."
Ron held out a head "I don't want to hear it, Zabini!"
Blaise pretended to pout "Meanie." He whispered.

Ron laughed "Dork."
"But I'm your dork."
Ronald turned as red as his hair "What a sap."
Blaise smirked "Only for you." He winked "Now come on-Pansmione ain't gonna happen on it's own, ya know?"

Ron raised both his eyebrows "So that's the name you chose, huh?"
"What did you want it to be? Hermsy?"
Ron gave him a loop-sided smile "Maybe-Maybe not. You'll never know. Know get your ass out of here, And tell Pansy the same Harry'll tell 'Mione."

Blaise scoffed "Are you not capable of doing it yourself?"
Ron gave him a sly grin "Oh, well, if you don't mind giving me the password..."
"You know what? I'll do it. See ya later, Weasley."
"Bye Blaise."

***

"Hermione!" Harry came panting up to the brunette, who was clutching a bunch of spell books in her hands.
"Yes, Harry?" She asked.
"Could-Could you please meet up with me in The Room Of Requirements at 8:00?"

Hermione raised an eyebrow "Sure..."
"Thanks 'Mione!" Harry waved and was off again, sprinting through the portrait hole.

***

"Pansy!"
The Slytherin girl turned to see Blaise smiling up at her.
"Hello Blaise." She greeted him.
"Hey-How are you?" Blaise asked.
Pansy chuckled "Bro, you saw me ten minutes ago."
Blaise smiled "Right. So...I was wondering if we could meet up at 8:00 o'clock?"

Pansy nodded "Where?"
Blaise shrugged "How about the Room Of Requirements?"
Pansy agreed.
"Don't forget to put on your best dress!" Blaise called as he left the dorms.
"Blaise-Is this a date?"
But Blaise was already gone.

***

"Pans-Parkinson?" Hermione looked at the shorter girl in confusion.
"Granger? What are you doing here?"
"What are you doing here?"
Just then the doors of the R.O.R. shut close behind them.

"You girls aren't getting out until you admit you like each other!" Ronald's voice came from the other side of the door.
"Yeah!" A voice that sounded like Blaise's agreed.

Pansy looked at Hermione and whispered "Do you think we should tell them that we've been dating for three months now?"

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(A/N: If you guys can think of a better title, could you please tell me in the comments section? I couldn't come up with anything better XD. I hope you guys like this one! Bye!)