Elvis thought of his Caddie the entire night. He couldn't sleep, so he thought a drive would help. Quietly, he opened the door, then tip-toed threw the kitchen. when he got outside, he quickly hopped inside the car and turned on the engine. Without hesitating, he rushed out of the driveway threw the street.
At night, in Tupelo, everyone is asleep. It was very peaceful and beautiful, just how Elvis liked it. Its almost romantic...
Out of the blue, there was a cry. Almost like a cry for help. Reading comic books when Elvis was little, mostly Captain Marvle, he thought he should help the girl. So, quickly putting his Catti in a safe place, he jogs to the scene. It was a field full of what looked like Turnip Greens. Another cry for help echoed threw the field from the left. Elvis ran dodging little hills and plowing threw the Turnips. while running, he saw the lady in the corner of his eye. He looks back, and there she was. The girl had her foot stuck in a little hole. Elvis chuckles lightly and jogs towards her. He arrives, but the girl was too busy trying to get her foot out. So Elvis tapped the girl's shoulder making her jump 3 ft off the ground. she immediately looks behind her with a angry face. "You fool! I almost had a heart attack!" Yelled the girl. "I-I I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to! Honest!" Apologised Elvis "You just look a little, er well, stuck." "Me? Stuck??" Asked the girl. "Yes, you silly!" Chuckled Elvis. "Well, even if I am foesnt mean I need YOUR help!" Saild the girl angrily. "Okay" Sighed Elvis "Guess Ill be on my way then." Elvis starts to walk away, counting "1, 2, ..." "Sir!" Yelled the girl. "Yes?" Grinned Elvis. "Help..." Sighed the girl in embarrassment. Elvis then walks over to the girl then grabs her waste. "Hey!" the girl snapped. "Don't touch me there!" Elvis then looked confused "Well, how can I help you out of the hole?" Asked Elvis. The girl sighed. "Fine!" Said the girl. "But don't get any ideas, Mr.!" Elvis puts his hand in the air to prove so, then he picks the girl up by the waste lightly. Elvis had to pool her about 3 or 4 times to take her foot out of the hole. When the girl's foot finally was free, she quickly picked her turnips up and started walking away. Elvis stopped her. "Miss. I didn't get your name." Said Elvis. "Whats it to ya?" Asked the girl. "Well, I thought that I helped you, I'd think you'd give me your name...?" Politely asked Elvis. "Fine." Sighed the girl "Annie. And I'm sorry I was rude to you. I'm just having a bad day." "Its all right, hunny. We all have rainy days." Smiled Elvis. Annie smiled. They looked at each other for a moment. "Oh! My! I-I'm sorry! I'm late!" Shook Annie. Before Elvis could say anything, Annie disappeared into the Turnips. Elvis starts walking away chuckling. He shakes his head and starts jogging to his car. He hops in then looks back at the field then smiles.
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