teri -Today at 11:15 PM
so basically
i was like
yo
i found this sauce
and it looks spice as FUCK
bicth we should eat this shit
and we put it on fucking SLICED ASS TURKEY
alex -Today at 11:15 PM
and i,,, folded my turkey
and
i
put
the whole thing
in my mouth
teri -Today at 11:15 PM
and alex just fucking deepthroated it
alex -Today at 11:15 PM
even though
EvEN THOUGH
this bitch
put three drops of sauce
when the bottle said put o n e
with e x t r e m e c a u t i o n
teri -Today at 11:16 PM
AND ALEX WAS LIKE "this is fine"
AND THEN "oh its definitely hot"
and
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
alex -Today at 11:16 PM
I SAID IT WAS FINE ABOUT THE TASTE BITCH
I THOUGHT IT WOULD GO AWAY
IN LIKE THIRTY SECONDS
IT DID NOT
teri -Today at 11:16 PM
is the sauce so money?
alex -Today at 11:17 PM
it was? what? 160,000? on the scoville heat unit thing?
for like,,
a comparison
tobasco is only 700
so
the sauce was not money
i didn't like it
but idk maybe guy fieri would like it
i'll call him
brb
teri -Today at 11:17 PM
and then she ate like an entire loaf of bread and an entire gallon of milk
and then like
alex -Today at 11:18 PM
IT WAS
NOT
A WHOLE GALLON
IT WAS LIKE
teri -Today at 11:18 PM
64 slices of american cheese
alex -Today at 11:18 PM
A CUP
I ATE TWO SLICES OF CHEESE
AND I LICKED ONE SLICE OF BREAD
teri -Today at 11:18 PM
i pussied out and did not eat my sauce
alex -Today at 11:18 PM
because you saw that i f uC KING DIE D
however
teri -Today at 11:18 PM
you know what does eat my sauce
alex -Today at 11:18 PM
i would probably eat the sauce again
N O
s h u t u p
teri -Today at 11:19 PM
there are videos of like
famous people eating the sauce
alex -Today at 11:19 PM
yeah i would def eat the sauce again
but only on a big dare
for like
money
teri -Today at 11:19 PM
post malone ate the same sauce
alex -Today at 11:19 PM
i am post malone
teri -Today at 11:20 PM
fucking
flat earther represent bob ate the sauce
alex -Today at 11:21 PM
i love bob
he's my dad
teri -Today at 11:21 PM
logic solved a fucking rubiks cube (represent lmao) while talking about being biracial and eating the suace
i mean im suprised he can solve it when his parents are first cousins
alex -Today at 11:21 PM
fr
logic looks like he could rap better if his parents were second cousins instead of first
teri -Today at 11:22 PM
ok thats all the time we have today fags
alex -Today at 11:22 PM
fuck is this a youtube video
teri -Today at 11:22 PM
ya
alex -Today at 11:22 PM
are we telling them we signin out
k bye
the fuck,
teri -Today at 11:22 PMtomorrow on the tea talk: why to use commas instead of ellipsis
