Random person- "Hmmmm, Creepypasta Headcannons?... Might as well read!
Reader #1- "Welcome to hell"
Random person- "Wut?"
Reader #2- "Just know that Salty has no idea what she's doing when writing these"
Reader #1- "She honestly doesn't have any time to herself anymore either"
Random person- "Well that's pretty obvious"
Reader #3- "Toby is so cute in this Omg!!!"
Reader #4- "Lol Amen to that"
Random person- "So who does she ship again?"
Reader #1- "Basically everything except anything pedophiliac"
Random person- "Wow, that including Ticciwork?"
Reader #2- "Hey, Respect The Only Heterosexual Ship In This Universe"
Reader #3- "I love how she protrays Clockwork, like she became a bit less of a Marysue!"
Reader #5- "You can have Clocky as long as I get BEN, he's such a cunning bean!"
Reader #2- "Nah, I like Tim, he's such a mom."
Random person- "So...where's Salty?"
Reader #1- "Oh she's over there"
Salty- *Crying*
Random person- "What's wrong with her?"
Reader #2- "She still can't believe that she has over 1,000 readers"
Salty- "YOU'RE ALL JUST SO SWEET AND WHOLESOME AND I JUST WANNA STUFF YOUR FACES WITH CANDY AND LOVE!!! *Sobs*
Random person- "Wow..."
Reader #2- "Yup"
Random person- "So, what other fandoms is she in"
Reader #4- "Well, I follow her on Amino and she's into Warrior cats"
Reader #3- "And K-P-
Reader #1- We get it, she listens to K-Pop, we kinda got that from the newest BEN Hc"
Reader #5- "I ship her and Georgina! They are just to cute!"
Reader #2- "Nah man, Salty x Celeste"
Random person- "Who?"
Reader #2- "Celeste? Her bestie?, from her streaming, or at least when she used to stream?"
Reader #5- "SALTY STREAMED!"
Reader #2- *Face Palm*
Reader #3- "Well at least we still have her comic to look forward to!"
Reader #5- "SHE'S WORKING ON A COMIC!!"
Reader #3- "OH M-"
Reader #1- "Wait..Salty's only 13! I thought she was like 18!"
Reader #6- "GUYS! SALTY UPDATED HER HEADCANNONS!!"
Everyone- *FUCKING BOLTS TO THEIR PHONES*
Am I flattering myself...yeah, I'm flattering myself.
Anyway thank you all so much for over 1,000 reads.
But yeah, this is basically me explaining why I haven't really been updating, and also sharing some weird random facts from WAY back when.
Anyway I thought I'd kinda plug in a bit of an advertisement for my comic.
But until then I'll see you all in the next update in 2780.
Jk lol.
