Basically Whenever They Go Shopping. (CRACK\Headcannon?)

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Tim and Brian

Tim- "Okay, we just need to grab some Watermelon and the-.....Brian?

Brian- *Getting emotional over the "Meats Section" of the store*

BEN and Sally.

Sally- "BENNY! Can I get this toy guitar?"

BEN- "No."

Sally- "WHY!"

BEN- "Because if you do, the house will never be silent again."

Toby and Clockwork.

Clockwork- "Alright, do we have the Milk for Sally?"

Toby- "Yup" *Throws that into the basket*

Clockwork- "Vegan shit for Brian?"

Toby- "Got it" *Also throws that into the basket*

Clockwork- "Human kidneys for Eyeless when ever he's over?"

Toby- "Hang on" *Grabs a random ass person and rams their head into a fucking wall* "Now we do"

Jeff

Jeff- "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ICE CREAM!"

Bloody  Painter, Judge Angels and Zero.

Bloody Painter- "I'm gonna head to the arts and crafts isle"

Zero and Judge- "Got it"

*2 minutes later*

Bloody Painter- "Now where are their sketch boo-"

Speaker lady- "Yes, we have 2 young lady's, one blonde the other with white hair, climbing on top of the Candy display while yelling "Helen! Where the fuck are you!"

Bloody Painter- *INHALE*

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