dating? (Memeulous) -completed-

99....100 - 5

They made me count, I was held back in pre-primary because I couldn't count to 100. But at least I was enjoying my self, I could hear jj laughing upstairs to something Harry said or did.

"IM FUCKING COMING DICKHEADS..... WATCH THE FUCK OUT" I yelled, my habit of swearing wasn't getting any better.

I stomp up the stairs feeling strong but most times I felt strong I was knocked down. Easily. I heard a closet door open and then close I'm so sure that was either Harry or jj. I wanted to leave them for a while to do there own things

1 minute in I hadn't found anyone until I heard the sound of water from the bathroom. I knocked twice before barging in. Fucking JJ was pissing with his pants fully down.
"FUCKING HELL HAVE YOU HEARD OF DECENCY" I yelled before I turned my body away, JJ started laughing hysterically making vikk laugh in the room next to the bathroom. I knew Harry was the one who was in the closet, so I opened the door to bedroom. 'Fucking massive' I thought before I yelled " "foreshadowing"as I opened the closet door.
"Hah" Harry yelled under the bed as he grabbed my ankles instantly making his face light up with laughter
I won't lie I screamed fucking loud as shit I could be a police siren

I nearly kicked Harry's head in as he snitched where JJ was but obviously I knew where he was and his average sized peen. Shortly after that JJ joined us and ratted out where Simon was. Cheating on the trampoline.
I screamed out "Cheater" as he was bouncing up and down on the trampoline. He joined in on our little group and we found tobi shortly after Ethan. All we needed was josh and vikk. The old guy and the Indian, sounded like a great film.

They were hiding in the basement I knew nothing of and after that we filmed my video. Nothing out of the ordinary just mocking people we shouldn't of. When we finished up I was just about to head out because Alex was picking me up since we were going out for dinner like we always did. But there was that kid whose arm I nearly broke.
"heyyyy" I said I entered the car of the lanky child (a/n I love insults)
"You don't mind if George comes btw" Alex said looking at me while I was putting on the strangly thing oh wait I mean seatbelt.
"Don't break my arm again" he said in his cute accent. He was cute I have to admit
"I dIdN't for the 50th time" I blushed
"So you know eachother" Alex said turning the key to ignition.
"You could say that..." george said blushing at me

A/N I hope you like this and yeah George was introduced in this properly.... if anyone doesn't get it Alex is imallexx on YouTube and I know he lives w/ will and George but just imagine lol....

-lola

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