The front of your house is the backyard

Entry 1: July 7, 2018

I found myself questioning the physical and three-dimensional oval we live in called Earth. To be more specific, I'm questioning houses. To be even more specific, the grass patches of the houses. The front yard and the backyard. Why is it we call them that? Why can't we just call them patches of grass or the outside of the house? I doubt that most front yards and backyards are even a yard long. This reminds me that there are too many things that correlate even though they aren't supposed to. An example would be why do we call American Football "Football". I mean like most of the time they don't even use their foot, they're mainly using their hands. Which is why I propose that we rename it to "Advanced Catch." Another thing that connects even though it basically shouldn't is Trump as President. I'm not saying he's a bad president, but from the things he's done, it's a surprise he is. I mean like he's been bankrupt, had scandals, done things that offended people, and not really well liked. But it may be because he became president despite his flaws that show his perseverance and endurance. My question for today is that, if we were to theoretically switch the backyard to the front and the front yard to the back, then do we say that the backyard that is now in the front a front yard or do we remain to call it a backyard. 

                        Much Love, 

                                                    Shirley Spock