Hi guys. I found jokes on Twilight as well so I decide to write them too. Hope you like em. I do NOT own these.
1. Edward: *angry face* Get lost Bella doesnt want to be with someone who smells like wet dog!
Jacob: *angry face* At least I dont sparkle like a little bitch!
Bella: *face in an 0*Ooooh
2. Edward: (asks a girl) What team are you on?
Girl: Team Jacob *smiles*
Edward: *cute disgusted face* Bitch say what?
3. Edward: Nice wig Jacob! Whats it made of!?
Jacob: *pedo face* Your mums chest hair!
4. Bella: Your thin, white and suck up blood, I know what you are!
Edward: Say it out loud! Say it!
Bella: Tampon
Edward: *stares*
5. Buffy the vampire slayer: Shit! Can't go out in the sunlight. Dont want to burn to death.
Edward: Shit! Can't go out in the sunlight. Dont want people to see me sparkle.
6. Kristen Stewart is such a great actress....
Said No one EVER! I'm sorry this is a bit rude but it was funny! I couldn't help but put it on.
7. *Edward brings Bella to his house* Carlisle? Esme? I'm home....and I bought dinner.
8. *Cedric/Edward and Harry in Goblet of Fire*
Edward: At least people actually want to see me naked.
Harry: At least my books were good.
9. The reason Edward cant read Bella's mind
Its missing.
10. * The scene when Jasper is trying to bite Bella in New Moon* No! If she lives there'll be another movie!!!!
11. *Bella and Edward in the canteen*
Edward: Something smells like fish.
Bella: *sniff sniff* I think its my vagina.
Edward: Really? I thought it was mine.
12. A sparkling boyfriend who isolates me from my friends and watches me while I sleep without my knowledge?
No thanks.
Hope you like em!
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Harry Potter vs Twilight
FanfictionHiii! This is my first book! Which is better Harry Potter or Twilight?I know which one I like. Do you? Please read it and let me know what you think. Anyhoos bye oh and dont forget to follow vote and comment!
