More reasons for why Harry Potter is better!

1.2K 60 196
                                    

1. It has a theme park! A theme park people!  I dont see one of those for twilight. Do you?

2. It has a variety of different characters/creatures. Harry Potter- wizards, witches, centaurs, hippogriffs, seers, dark wizards, real werewolves (unlike Twilights so called werewolves) real vampires...the list could go on and on. Twilight- a lovesick girl, a sparkling fairy and a hot as dog...Did I just say that?o.O (Which makes him a hot dog! Get it!? Get it!? No? okay *awkward silence*)

3. JK Rowling created a new world but Stephanie Meyer used an existing one.

4. Harry Potter ended in a realistic way. What I mean is that people died (Fred*crying my eyes out*, Sirius, Dumbledore, Lupin, Tonks etc). People also got hurt (George got his ear cut off, crucio. That sorta thing) But Twilight has a perfect ending- Everyone lived happily ever after. Exciting? NO!

5. You can grow up with Harry Potter.

6. Harry, Ron and Hermione gt mature as they grow. Bella just becomes more childish!

7. Some of the 'werewolves' in Twilight are freaking pedophiles. I mean they imprint on baby girls. I know that 'Its not like that' but still thats sort of gross.

8.Quidittch vs Baseball. You decide.

9. Hogwarts! Or Forks High?

10. The subjects! In Hogwarts ypu learn Defence Against The Dark Arts, Care Of Magical Creatures, Transfiguration, Potions...etc. In Forks High you learn Biology, PE, History. I think I know where I would rather go.

11. The school bullies. Draco vs Lauren. All Lauren does is roll her eyes around. Draco freaking tries to kill someone for goodness sake! Winner? I think we all know who.

12. There are no annoying love triangles. I mean seriously just cut it out Meyer!

13. No clichés. Uggh! Put your hands up if you hate clichés.

14. What the hell is with the chapter names in Twilight. 'Too much information alert' WTF!? Who names a chapter that? In HP they are actually normal chapter names.

15. The characters have colourful names. Ie. Albus Dumbledore, Luna Lovegood, Ron Bilius Weasley, Lucius Malfoy etc. Vs Mike, Angela, Isabella.

16. Meyer's attempt at scary characters was an epic fail. However Voldemort is actually scary.

17. Edward is a 100 year old virgin.

18. It has UNICORNS!!! 'Nuff said.

19. Bella is scared thats she will be older than Edward.  How is this possible? It will never happen! Ever! He is freaking 100 years old!

20. Vampires can not apparate. What fun is that?

Ok guys thats all for now! Im going overseas so I probably wont update:( Sorry.

Anyways:

Follow

Vote

Comment

Buh- bye

Harry Potter vs TwilightWhere stories live. Discover now