#HTBS

#2-Bubble Butt

I walked towards the amphitheatre biting every single nail i had.

Great.Awesome.

I got one week detention,but no.Life hadn't punished me enough yet.

Principal Rogen was not happy at all with what she saw so she decided,because her students were more sexually active than she thought,to let our biology teacher talk in front of the whole school about safe sex.

Unbelievable right?I was forced to sit between my immature classmates and listen to embarrassing advice that would probably serve me after thirty.

Thank you,Aston.

I rolled my eyes and found a seat in the front.Just like every time the amphitheatre was separated at 2:in the front half where the quiet,normal, peaceful kids sat and in the back half where it was like a war.And no I'm not overreacting.There were all the anarchists,the renegades,the too 'cool' to be informed.Or as we say it in my village, the famous people of the school.Aka the one's that shall not be named squad.

People began to gather when a hand touched my shoulder...

"Help"I screamed but stopped when I saw who it was.
"Asshole,you scared me!"I started hitting my annoying best friend.

"It's not my fault that you are less observative than a melon "he told me

"Did you call me fat?"

"I called you a melon,there is a different.If I wanted to call you fat I would call you a normal melon,I was talking about those elongated melons."

I raised my eyebrow."Was your father a greengrocer Ryan?"

"Stop flirting with me in public view,my fans will think that I'm taken and straight"

"Oh no"I laughed "Don't tell me"

"Stupid"

At that moment,the biology teacher came in the classroom, went in the middle of the stage, clapping his hands just like those fake monkeys that clap their hands and work with batteries....you get what I'm trying to say.

No one of course, from the back shut up,so Mr Kent turned red from anger.

"Okay kids that's it."he screamed like Tarzan and ouch my ears are dead "We won't get along if you're acting just like animals!!!You back there,come in the front and you on the front get on the back."

Wait, what??

That's unfair!He can't just like that switch the 2 'teams' of the school!We should defend our seats with courage and...

"Just deal with it and let's sit in the back.."Ryan grabbed me.Bye bye front row...*waves with her hand*

We made ourselves home and the famous kids had to keep quiet now that they where in the front.

Until the amphitheatre's door opened.

"King I'm going to beat your ass that hard that you won't be able to sit for 5 weeks you stupid five year old" I heard an angry voice from outside , when a smiley smart-ass came in running without even asking.

Aston King.

Of course, everybody kept quiet and watched as if it was something incredible...

Oh come on,he was just a stupid three year old,not even a five year old! nothing incredible.

He arrived in the middle of the stage, took a deep breath"Kiss my ass Jasper!"he yelled laughing.

"I would do it"Ryan whispered in my ear and I punched him in the arm.

"What??"he complained."it's not my fault that he has a nice ass"