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" you know what guys " I spoke out of the blue since it was to quiet

" what's up ? " jungkook asked

" let's have a party ! " I jumped up in excitement at the thought of us having a big party

" No that's not a good ide-" namjoon got cut off by seokjin

" that's a great idea y/n " seokjin high fived me

" yup that's a great idea right your right" namjoon said to himself

" y/n go wake up yoongi and have him take you to the store to buy snacks " Jin smiled

" why can't jungkook take me ? " I asked

" Because you two will do something dumb "  Jin argued

" I can drive too you know " I pouted

Jin rolled his eyes and pointed towards yoongi's room and I sighed

" fine " I mumbled

I walked over to yoongi's room and opened the door then walked inside

" Yoongi " I poked yoongi on his forehead trying to wake him up

" y-yes " he mumbled still half asleep

" Min Yoongi " I poked his nose and he smiled lightly in his sleep

" BITCH WAKE THE FUCK UP " I screamed and he jumped up and we bumped heads

" owe " I groaned as I rubbed my head

" what the fuck " yoongi growled and glared at me

" you should've woke up earlier " I furrowed my eyebrows

" Your annoying " he kicked me off of the couch

" That's it " I stood up and launched myself onto yoongi

" mother fucker " he grunted as he tried pushing me off

" skinny legend " I blurted

" w-what ? " he stopped pushing me and looked confused

" I-uh it's a meme don't worry " I shrugged and walked outside

" JUNGKOOK " yoongi yelled

" YES HYUNG ? " jungkook answered

" WHATS A SKINNY LEGEND? " he asked

" it's you Hyung " jungkook bursted out with laughter while namjoon shook his head

" I'm just gonna go " I mumbled and grabbed the keys off the counter and took off in a sprint outside

~ few minutes after y/n left ~

" hey where's y/n ? " jimin asked as he walked out of the room holding meow meow

" really where is she " taehyung looked around while yeontan was following him

" oh shit " Jin looked at the counter and the keys were gone

" She left I forgot to tell you guys " jungkook stretched

" she better not crash my car " hobi said as he sipped his coffee

" lord please save this girl " namjoon sighed

~meanwhile y/n is at the store ~

" where the fuck are the chips " I asked myself and kept looking around the aisles

" excuse me ma'am would you like to try a free sample of this bomb ass pizza? " a worker offered me a sample

Free food ? Of course

" hell yes " I grabbed the pizza slice out of his hand and bit it

" so what do you think ? " he smiled

that shit was amazing

" GET ME THREE BOXES OF IT PLEASE" I shouted and he nodded furiously

" why three boxes tho ? " he asked politely

" I have seven boys that need to eat at home so hurry please" I smiled and his eyes were wide then I realized what I said

" y-your a mom to seven kids ? " he sounded shocked

" NOO NOO BOYS LIKE MEN MY MEN " I tried correcting myself but it made it sound worse

" you're dating seven men ? " he asked again

" NO THEIR MY BEST FRIENDS " I sighed and grabbed the three boxes of pizza and handed him the money

~another time skip ~

" Hey bitches It's y/n IM BACK AND YALL ALL MAD " I yelled as I walked inside the house with the boxes of pizza

" shh " jimin whispered and pointed to the other four guys sleeping on the couch

Where is the other two

" hey y/n " taehyung walked out of his room

" oh y/n's here ? " hobi asked and smiled brightly when he seen me

Well our night ended with us four eating one whole box of pizza and well me and tae knocked out afterwards