ʏᴏᴜʀ ғɪʀsᴛ ғɪɢʜᴛ

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CIEL:

- "oh NO YOU DONT YOU LITTLE SHIT"

- "YOU GET THE PINK STRAWBERRY CAKE, yOURE A GIRL ANYWAYS"

- regrets what he said.

- "I'm a femINIST YOU MOTHERFUCKER"

-yup, its all about cake.

SEBASTIAN:

- "pleASE GET RID OF YOUR CATS, ITS SHREDDING ALL MY CLOTHES INTO PIECES"

- "hoW ABOUT YOU GET RID OF YOUR CLOTHES FROM MY CAT'S LITTLE APPARENT HMM?"

- "SEBASTIAN, THEY HAVEN'T EATEN FOR DAYS - DO YOU WANT THEM TO DIE?"

ALOIS:

- "Hey (Name), bake me a cake."

- "How about you do it?"

- "I'm lazy, plus you're a woman so you bake the cake."

- "how about you drag your ass to the kitchen and burn something for you to eat."

- "bAKE ME A CAKKEEEE"

- " ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT BECAUSE IM A WOMAN, THAT MEANS I NEED TO DO THE COOKING?"

- "PRETTY MUCH LIKE THAT"

- "GTFO OF HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR SORRY ASS"

CLAUDE:

- You hardly have any fights but this was the first time.

- "wHY DID YOU BRUSH OFF THE SPIDER WITH IT'S WEB?"

- "Claude, I placed them outside—"

- "THERE ARE DANGERS OUT THERE! AND YOU PLACED THEM OUTSIDE?"

- "OML, PLEASE JUST STOP WITH THIS SPIDER THING ITS GETTING —"

- "GETTING ANNOYING? WELL YOU'RE ANNOYING AS WELL"

- Oh damn, good luck on that Claude.

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