preferences ↯ black butler

ɴᴇᴡ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ - ɢʀᴇʟʟ (ᴘᴀʀᴛ 2)

Look at the demonic number of views mwhahahaha

YOU GET SICK:

- goes straight to death

- she searches her death list every minute anxiously.

- she makes the best soup.

YOU SMACK HIM WITH A BIBLE:

- "STOP MAKING DIRTY JOKES"

- "JUST BECAUSE I WAS MAKING JOKES ABOUT DIRT, IT DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS DIRTY"

SHE BROUGHT HOME A PET:

- "look (name)! I brought home a bird when I was reaping souls!"

- She brought home a pigeon.

- and the pigeon wasn't happy.

- "GRELL BRING THAT BACK TO WHERE YOU FOUND IT"

SHE STUDIES WITH YOU:

- study what?

- you both just took a single glance at the book then decided to slack off.

- but she manage to still be an A student.

YOU BOTH GO SHOPPING TOGETHER:

- do you think she won't agree with you?

YOU GET DRUNK:

-"heLLo greLL"

- "(Name) dear, please sleep. Its still 3 am"

HE WALKS INTO YOU SHOWERING:

-Just walks in like nothing happened while you were fuming in anger and embarrassment.

YOU PLAY THE SLIPPER GAME:

- Hits every and each cans

-won the game.

THEY SUDDENLY LANDED ON THE FUTURE:

You walked to your kitchen with a messy bed hair and unwashed face with a smear of makeup.

Passing by a wall mirror, you cringed at your messed up hair and make-up.

For all you know, you got so drunk with some friends at the local club, dancing on the dancefloor with a random stranger then waking up at your house, still in your high heels and dress.

You didn't bother fixing yourself, for you live alone. You yawned once more with a pounding headache.

You already took a painkiller but it didn't work yet.

You sloppily put the pan on the stove, missing it several times which cause you to slam the frying pan on different parts of the stove.

Grabbing a box of pancake mix and mixing it in a bowl and setting it aside. You waited for the pan to heat up.

Soon, someone dropped from thin air and landed exactly at the bowl of pancake batter.

"Ohoho!~ where have I landed?!~"

"WHAT THE FUUUUUCK"

You grabbed a butcher knife and held it in front of her. "HOW?" You screamed, looking at the ceiling to find possible clues on how this redhead dropped on your counter table.

"Where am I and what year is this? And what's wrong with your face? Its so messy and... UNFASHIONABLE!!" He bursted out.

"You're in my house and it's the year 2018. Its maybe either because you're bad at keeping track of time or maybe because you live under a rock.

Anyways, this in my face, good sir is a new fashion today. People rather be ugly on purpose than being ugly on accidentally."

YOU BOTH TAKE A BATH TOGETHER:

- wastes all the shampoo and conditioner on her own hair.

BOTH CAUGHT MAKING OUT:

- doesn't give a shit if anyone even goes in or out of the room.

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That's it folks, I just came back from studying 5 books and I'm exhausted. Enjoy the part 2 because I decided to drag my ass to do something for my books and readers.

A Q&A may be posted sometime if I have enough questions so comment something you want to know about me!

Why a Q&A you may ask? We're celebrating for 9k reads!

Anyways yada yada yada, I'm not going to be active as much as I always do last month.

Enjoy my beautiful readers!~ ;D