Like Father, Like Son

Chapter 8- The start of something Deadly {Spidypool}

I dumped Killian's body in a dumpster in some random alley on my way back to New York. It was now 11 am and I am at the meeting spot. I see a man dress in a leather drench coat, a nice formal red shirt and long black dress pants. I made sure my fly was done up as I got out of the car wearing my wolf mask and the suit Mr L gave me.

"Ah, Misère Red, pleasure to meet you in person." He said shaking my had

"Likewise sir." I said

"Do you have the stone?"

"Of course sir." I said as I pulled out the stone and gave to him

"Excellent, you have done well, Red." Said Mr L

"My payment, sir?" I asked him

"Of course." Said Mr L giving me a metal suit case

"It's all there."

"Pleasure doing business with you, Stiles." Mr L let slip

"Wait, I didn't tell you my real name." I said turning around really quickly about my gun but I was greeted by something smashing me in the face. Everything turned to darkness as quick as a gun could be fired. This was not how my night was supposed to go.

Meanwhile... With Deadpool

Wade's Pvo:

Well stiles has gone on a mission tonight and I said I would baby sit the other worldly people who have been using my bathroom for the last 3 days. They have also been smashing my mugs like GOD DAM IT YOU GREY LUMP OF CONCERT I HAVE TO DRINK COFFEE OUT OF PAPER CUPS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Who is this king you speak of?" asked the raccoon who was currently eating my fruit loops and in that one moment I lost it.

"You don't know who Elvis is?" I asked him completely confused

"I am Groot."

"No one asked you match stick." I retorted as put my attention back to triangle faced monkey

"Again I ask Elvis who?"

I just had it with the spacy brunch so I opened the kitchen window and left. Hopeful I could find a certain Spider was out tonight. I was sitting on an old warehouse roof to caught my breath before I go off and find spidy-boy. SMASH! I heard from inside so I was like what the heck. I look inside one of the many dirty windows to see spidy boy hurt on the floor. I felt rage crawl across my skin under my spandex suit. WHO WOULD DARE TOUCH MY SPIDY BOY...Wait.... I am I being too protective... I mean year I only meet him once last year with Matt. I decide to weigh up my options. Go back Home to deal with space people who

A) Eating my Fruit loops

B) Smashing my mugs

And...

C) Don't know who the King is

As well not forget the thing my son keeps in the house known as a 'Cat' ( cough... cough GERMLIN... cough... cough) called Bullet.

OR...

I go help hurt Spidy and possibly get shoot by some bad guys.

God who am I kidding I am going to help Spidy no need to weigh up options. He wins every time.

I load my guns and kick the warehouse door open.

"Hi yeah Fella's how's it going, what can't answer because your dead well that's a disappoint mean." I said as I shoot someone

I keep shooting people until there is only one bad man left and my hurt Spidy. Wait ... I did it again... why do I do that... It's not like am gay and I like him... right?