My Ten S-Rank Criminal Mutts [SLOW UPDATES]

Chapter 2

"How come Konan gets to be dog number 1?"

"Because, Hidan. Konan is the only female, thats why." Pein answers to the overly annoying mutt who has been complaining about being named 'dog 7'.

"I still don't see it. I'm way cuter. Look at me. I'm fucking black and white. Konans fucking blue. I look like an oreo, and Konan looks like a fucking fish. Just like Kisame." Hidan turns smirking to the sharkdog.

"You got a problem, Oreo?" Kisame says standing from his laying down position, slightly growling.

"Hidan. You're nothing special. Zetsu is black and white as well. You're no more of an oreo than he is." Itachi says looking up at the dogs as he rests his head on his paws.

"Say it to my face dog breath." Hidan growls.

Itachi simply rolls his eyes, unfazed. "You're a dog too. So you have dog breath as well, fool."

Hidan furrows his eyebrows, or dogbrows, or whatever the case may be, and looks up to the roof apprently to think about it. Itachi only shakes his head and turns it to the opposite side hoping that he won't catch any idiot beams Hidan my be giving off, because at this moment he is fucking radiating.

"Do you think we should find a way to tell that girl who we are Leader-sama?" Kisame asks, now sitting on his hind legs.

"I don't actually know just yet. What do you presume she might do if she found out our actual identity." Pein answers, squinting to see the boy and girl preparing food in the kitchen.

"Kill us?" said Kisame, tilting his head hoping that was the right answer.

"That may be the case, yet she can possibly help us you know?" Konan says walking towards the skeptic group of dogs. Hidan glances at her with a deep frown before turning his head in the opposite direction while sitting on his hind legs just as Kisame has. She rolls her eyes and places her attention on Pein again.

"Even though she may turn on us, there's a slight change she can help us too."

"Even then the chances are 50/50. We have no information about the two. We don't know what there capable of, and we most certainly do not know their story. Before making any decision I say we should at least wait till we know more about them. And by the looks of if we should do it rather quickly. The longer we wait the bigger chance we have of them figuring us out. And by then it could possibly be too late." Pein finished concluding, earning a nod from each dog, and a pair of eyes being rolled by Konan. She couldn't help but think of how he always had to go so hard on about facts. Does he not know what a gut feeling is? She mentally sighs as she lays down and rests her head on her paws.

Pein was squinting at the ground obviously in thought. All the other dogs where either sitting, half asleep, or resting their heads on their paws actually asleep.

"Okay you filthy vermin. Here is your food. Eat up or die of starving~" the girl sang carrying multiple bowls towards the dogs, the younger boy with some bowls as well trailing along behind her.

"Oh onee-chan. We'll force feed them if we have too. We just got them. They can die just yet." the boy turns his head and smiled at the dogs, earning a few whimpers. The girl rolls her eyes and grins wickedly at the pups.

"Awe, does Tsutomu discoruge you? And here I thought you were a group of dogs, but I was wrong. Its just a bunch of-" she bites her lower lip in attempt of trying to stop herself from laughing at her own joke, "pussies." she snorts and turns around while shaking her head vigorously, trying her hardest not to laugh. But she fails and lets out a loud short chuckle. Causing all the dogs to either narrow their eyes or growl at her offending joke.

"Nee-chan take it back!" the boys gasps covering the nearest dogs ears. The girl responded by letting out another loud chuckle while turning around and and waving a lazy hand around, also while whiping the tears from the corner of her eyes.

"Sorry, I had too."

"Thats another 94 yen you know."

"As if! I used it referring to cats, not... you know." the older sister retorts.

As the siblings go on about the money and the cursing All the dogs either shake their heads or roll their eyes before going over to the bowls of food that the siblings had placed on the floor to continue their argument.

"Oh totally. There some geniuses. Their so going to help us eh, dog number 1?" Hidan said mockingly to Konan as he passed her to go towards his bowl. She didn't care, she only rolled her eyes as a response. She still had a hunch that theirs something these people can do, something, anything.