Stuck in Naruto

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I woke up in the Hokage's office with a pounding headache and no memory of what happened after Hinata and Shino got to my house. I looked around and saw 8 people looking at me, a few with fear in there eyes. Then I said, "What happened last night, my head is pounding. The last thing I remember is Hinata and Shino coming over and then it's all fuzzy..." I then noticed something 7 of the 8 people in the room either had a weird hair color or makeup on.
"Well, as I am sure you have just noticed Rozu, you caused quite a interesting event last night. You took out 3 anbu, two ex-anbu, and two clan heirs that have been training there whole lives. Not to mention you were drunk and underaged. How do you explain yourself?" The Hokage asked me looking quite amused.
"One, nice hairstyles people, nice makeup Kakabaka. Two, don't blame me, I was drunk for some reason, I can usually handle my sake so I don't know what happened. Three, how the heck did I take down 3 anbu, you people are anbu how did you not knock me out? And lastly, what are these seals doing on my wrist, if I needed to seal something, I would have used a sigil and banished it to a rock." I stated, though some people looked at me for that last one.
"For your actions last night intentionally or not, action must be taken. First, you must fix everyone's hair, we couldn't get the stuff you used out. Secondly, you owe the Hyuga's and Aburame's a apology for your actions with Shino and Hinata. Thirdly, the anbu have requested to have you for a day or two. Lastly, you will be watched by Kakashi until you graduate the academy and make your squad test. So he will be living with you for about two weeks. This means you go to the academy you go home and no going to your friends and your friends can't visit you." The Hokage told me  in a very stern voice.
"So in conclusion, I am going to be kid napped by the anbu so they can get back at me, I owe people apologies, and I am grounded. I have seals that I don't know what they do, and someone made me drunk, and Kakashi has to stay with me for 2 weeks!" I told the Hokage. I wasn't to upset about the Kakashi thing because he is one of my favorite characters. And the Anbu want revenge on me, that's scary. But before I forget, I need a photo of everyone's hair so I never forget. I took a photo and then told the people who's hair needed fixed to teleport to my house. Once they left, I hooked my arms around Hinata and Shino and then did the hand signs to follow them. When we got there, I made everyone stand in the kitchen so I could fix there hair. I started with Kakashi. I took some makeup remover and wiped off his eyeshadow. I then started to tease his hair back to its spikey form. For the others, I took the dye bottles they found with me and I read the ingredients. I got out the appropriate plants out and made a guncky liquid.  I took Iruka and held his head under the sink. With the gunk, the colors came right out of his hair. Iruka liked the fact that his hair was back to normal, but not the fact that I pretty much just drowned him in the sink. I repeated this process with everyone and they all glared at be besides Hinata and Shino. But soon they all didn't care because I made them all tomato and basil soup. While they ate, I simply plopped my herbs in my mouth. I then started to try to summon the stuff out of my seals. It took almost all of my chakra and about 30 tries, but then I managed to summon a beautiful scythe and a deck of throwing playing cards. I then suggested a few friendly games of blackjack, with money of course. Hinata and I managed to out gamble everyone except each other, we both finished the game with about the same amount of money as a solo A rank mission. Who knew she was such a good gambler? After that, the anbu were summoned on a mission, and Iruka went home. Class was canceled today because of the incident so we missed nothing. Then Kakashi led Shino, Hinata, and I, down the walk of shame. I first had to apologize to Hinata's family. Her dad said that he doesn't care about what happened and that as long as she hung by me she might pick up some fighting style. As much as I hated the reason, I am glad Hinata and I are still friends even after she admitted to getting me drunk. Then he led us all to Shino's house. His parents were just glad that he made some friends so they gave us a warning for the next time. They also gave me a invite for dinner this week but I had to decline because I was grounded by the Hokage. And I kinda didn't want to go Incase I wouldn't be hungry. So then Kakashi took me home and told me to sit in a chair until he got back with some overnight stuff. I got bored so I opened Icha Icha Paradise. If you ignore the inappropriate stuff, you actually get a good plot development with dynamic characters. I had already finished the book by the time Kakashi got back, I also had made him a plate of fish and rice. It got so late, I actually fell asleep without him showing up until an hour later.