Stuck in Naruto

First day

Being captain is really fun, I have a small army of elite jounin at my side. I started them all off with the bell test in training ground 44, a few were almost eaten by large bugs. After that, I had them all spar against each other. After those warm ups, I put 500 lbs weights on all four of there limbs. So in total, 2,000. I also did this because I need to increase my weights anyway. I ordered them to never take the weights off. We then ran around the village a good 20 times. After that, I took them to the Luna compound and I made miso soup and fresh bread to go with it. They really liked it and complimented my cooking. I almost forgot to mention my mask. The picture but with blood splatters.

Then, one of the anbu said, "Why does this compound look more like a military compound than the anbu one?"
"I adopted 13 children who should be coming home soon. We have strict rules that everyone follows and a even harder training regime than the one I just gave you all." I answered. After I said that, they all came in.
"Rozu sama, Who are these people?" Yuki asked.
"These are all of the anbu, the Hokage promoted me last night from genin to anbu captain." I answered.
"I still don't know why we have to listen to a little doll." Said turtle.
At that, I sent out a wave of killer intent and said "Well, if you think I am incapable of leading you all than why don't we see who can go through my regular exercises better. If any of you do better than me, then you will be captain, the children will also participate, if they better than any of you, then you are out of the anbu? Do we have a deal?" I said with a cold voice.
I heard several sexist pigs yell deal and a few of the woman anbu just wanted to try, I then contacted the Hokage and told him to get over here if he wanted to see a show. We moved to the training grounds and I changed into my regular outfit, except with my anbu mask on. When the Hokage got here, he had a few jounin and chunin there with him, they were all placing bets. No one but the Hokage and Anko put money on me. The children all came out in there training out fits and the battle of the anbu began. We were running a point system for each event. Each event was worth up to 5 points. We had the heads of the Hyuga, Aburane, and the Nara judge the contest. The first event was an obstacle course of my own design. It had giant moving spikes, blades swinging around, the floor was made of ice and it was randomly moving up and down in spots. The spikes were coated in a poison that will only be cured in the next round. When Shikaku Nara said start, my clan headed out and had a fair lead. I was in first place with Kira, Saiki, and Yuki close behind. One of the female anbu was just behind them, and the rest of my clan behind her. A few other anbu were behind them but I couldn't tell which ones were poisoned. I finished first and got full points. Kira, Saiki, and Yuki got 4 while the one anbu got 3. Everyone else got 2 to one depending whether or not they were poisoned. The next round was antidote making. We were all given samples of the poison used on the spikes, and we had to make a working antidote for our poisoned anbu. All of my clan got full points. The rest of the anbu got 3-4. Then we had a race around the village. I took off my weights and they made a big crater, the rest of the anbu had already taken them off at lunch against my orders. My clan also took off there weights, they were smaller but they still made a crater. My clan and I ran the village in a minute. The rest of the anbu took a bit longer to almost forever. The next challenge was to see how many push ups you could do with clones of Choji's Dad on our backs. Most of the anbu got to about 175 before quitting. The younger ones in my clan lasted until 215. Then Kira and the older boys dropped at 300. Everyone else dropped a little after that, and I quit around 450. I was winning with the most points. Then the Hokage gave a challenge that just really wasn't fair. It was that the lightest person would get no points while everyone else got 5. All of the anbu men, just smirked at me. A few of the woman just gave me a sympathy glance. My own clan just started to curse out loud. And not the magical kind. Mei was the only one I could possibly beat, however she was a solid 85lbs. I snuck some 30lbs weights into my shoes and it on the scale. I was 95lbs. The Hinata's Dad then said, "wait, take off your shoes and do it again, they are heavy ones." I then took off my shoes and stepped on the scale. I heard a large gasp form almost everyone except my clan. I was exactly 35lbs. I was mainly muscle and bone. Absolutely no fat. I quickly got off, and put on my shoes after taking out the weights. I just didn't look up at anyone and I accepted my zero points. But I had the next one in the bag, it was that the first person to find Tora and bring her to the Hokage would get 10 points. When they said start, I started to track her with smell. Once I found her, she jumped into my arms and fell asleep while I took her back to the Hokage. Everyone was shocked when they saw I had Tora in my arms and she wasn't fighting me. I gave her back to her owner and I waited for everyone to come back. I had officially won. That one was the last challenge. When the anbu all got back, it was 10:00. They all didn't know I already found Tora so they came to give up.
"Alright, Luna clan, it is 10:00. Curfew starts now! You have 2 minutes to be in your rooms before I give you a punishment! Go." I yelled to the kids, the anbu were just amazed on how well they listened. Kira stayed and then I turned to my anbu. "I won, and a ton of you lost to my clan, but. If you can take down Kira in a one on one battle, then you can stay in the anbu, all forgiven. If you lose, then I will give Kira a spot on the Anbu has a team captain for those who lose. Deal?"
I heard a few yes captains and I then let them begin. Kira won a few matches, and almost won others. Kira will start as an anbu after her classes hand out genin teams, I want her to make friends with people her own age for a while before she takes on missions. I let them all go and I went to the library. The chunin exams start soon so I better have my seal ready.