The Unmixables

Chapter 3

We are seated in the centre of the restaurant. The place stinks of meat and alcohol. Once we sit down, I say. "Couldn't have gotten a better restaurant?". "Oh shut up you ungrateful shit" Melissa replied. "What? I'm sure lots of hobos love this place". Tammy smacks me at the back of the head once I say it. It didn't hurt much, she couldn't hurt a fly. We looked at the menu and like I expected "Shit on top of shit, with more shit and some shit on the side". Everything on the menu looked awful. The hamburger and chips seemed decent enough. So I order them. The rest of guys agreed with me on nothing looking that good, so they order the same thing I did. "So Olive". They think "olive" is a suitable nickname for a guy called Oliver. "How does it feel to be seventeen?" Asked Jonny. Jonny has been my bestfriend longer than me and Tammys relationship, and all of Melissas week long relationships too. We make fun of each other more than any bestfriends probably should. "Feels like shit" I answered. "I think its sexy" said Melissa. Tammy smacks her and laughs. Tammy and Melissa are bestfriends also. I cant talk to Tammy about Melissas many break ups cause she'll probably hit me. I started to wonder why Melissa thought it was "Sexy" she must get turned on by anything. Once we ordered our meals, I looked around the restaurant, just out of curiosity. While looking around, I was stopped by this girl staring at me from a cross the restaurant. We were staring at each other. I don't know if that's cheating or not to stare at a girl, who's been staring at you, probably since you came into the restaurant. "What are you doing?" asked Tammy, and looked over a cross the restaurant and seen the girl, who i was having a staring contest with. "The fuck?" started Tammy. "Why you looking at this bitch?" she stood up and began shouting across the restaurant to the staring girl. "Yo! Scary lookin bitch! Why you lookin at my man for?". "Tammy, please sit down" said Melissa. "Nah man fuck this bitch! Wanna go? Stop lookin at my man then." once she stopped the shouting, she sat down. "Bitch", said Tammy. "You do know, Olive was staring too?" said Jonny. "Are you kidding me man?" I said back to Jonny, "Look, I don't care" said Tammy, "Lets just eat". Then our shitty dinners arrived.

After our meals, Ted left to go to the restroom. So now it was time for Melissa to talk about how great she thinks he is. "Guys guys guys!!" started Melissa. "He's so dreamy, he's hair so long and smooth. And his face, he's so beautiful. GOD can we get the check already?". "Ammm sure, I wanna get home anyways" I replied. "No no you can't go home. We're going to the cinema. Just. Us. Two.", said Tammy. "Wow, thanks for the invite" said Katherine. "Sorry, Kathy. Couple thing.". Its never been "Just. Us. Two" before. And she said it so seducing. What? Are we going to start fucking in the cinema? I hope so. Ted never returned. Jonny and Katherine went home. So we were just waiting on Ted. Who never shown up. "What's taking him so long? Olive, go see what's wrong" said Melissa. "Can you guys stop calling me that?" I asked, "No, now go see what's wrong with him". I walked into the restroom and it was completely empty. No one at the urinals. No in the cubicles. No one. He ditched us. Asshole. Complete asshole. He ate his hamburger and chips. Then leaves us when we have pay the check. Also he ditched Melissa. I'm more pissed about the check. I walk out of restroom filled with so much rage. And walk over to Tammy and Melissa. "Asshole ditched us" i say. "What?" asked Melissa. "He left us, he flipping left us. There's no one in there! At all!". Tammy started to swell up with rage too. Melissa though, bursted into tears. "Oh there there baby, it'll be okay" said Tammy as she comforted Melissa. "I've gotta get her home". "What? No, who's going to pay for it?", she didn't answer me. All she did was get the crying Melissa in the passenger seat of her Porshe. "OH I GUESS IL PAY FOR MY OWN BIRTHDAY DINNER, THANKS!" i shouted as she drove away. I paid for the whole meal. Jonny and Katherine left us also. So did, Tammy and Melissa. Everyone left me. I was alone, again. Somehow my friends and girlfriend, left me for stupid reasons. Leaving me there alone. This always happens, i never bring it up, because if i did. They'd get mad and instead of leaving me for a day or two, they'd leave me for good. And when they leave me, i only feel alone for a few minutes. But if they left for good, I'd be alone forever.