BTS JOKES

Bts drunk

Namjoon: You know /hiccups/ Jimin has jams!
Jimin appears: Jinjjaaa??!!
Namjoon: No /hiccups/ you still have no jams
Jimin:/groans/ Waaaeee???!!!
Namjoon:/throws shoe at Jimin/
Jimin:/cries/

Jimin: JungKookIeeee /drinks more/ why don't you love me???!!
Jungkook:....
Suga appears:/kisses Jimin/

Suga:/sleeps/

Jin:/kisses mario toys/ I love you mariiooo!!
Namjoon walks in:What the....
Jin:/looks at Namjoon/
Namjoon:/walks out/
Jin:Ooohhh mariiooo /kisses toy again/
Mario: Kill me now!!
Luigi: Way ahead of yah /shoots mushrooms at mario/
Mario: What the....

Jhope:/orders angel wings and flies out of dorm to spread hope/
Bts:....

V:/flirts with trash can/ you and I are one/kisses trash can/
Trash can:....
Jungkook appears:/beats trash can/ V is mine!!
V:/kisses jungkook thinking he's the trash can/
Jungkook:/has a full makeout session with v/
Jimin appears: JEEOOONNN JUNGKOOOKKK!!!
Jungkook:/continues making out with v/
V:/teleports with Jungkook into his homeland/
Jungkook:....
V:....Meet my family
Pigeons and aliens:/cheers/
Jungkook: Ayyyy!!/turns up/
Jin appears with belt:JUNGGKOOOK
Jungkook:/runs/
Jhope appears :/dances/ DASHI RUN RUN RUN
Jin:/hits Jhope with broom stick/

Jungkook:/on his tenth cup of banana milk/ Bunch of light weights /finished banana milk like a pro/