Bts pickup lines

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Jin: You're the only girl thats pretty like me./flips hair/
Girl:...

Jimin: I may not have jams but I have something better and bigger./smirks/
Girl: /backs away slowly/
Rm: /appears out of no where/ Jimin?
Jimin: yeah?
Rm: You got no jams.
Jimin: /cries/

V: Marry me /gets on one knee/ Or i'll marry Jungkook instead
Girl:No
V:/shoots girl with his gun/ Ohh Jungkoookkkk!!!

Jungkook: Hi. You're cute. Wanna kiss?
Girl:/leans in/
Jimin out of no where appears: Jeooonnn Jungkoookkkk!!!
Jungkook:Shoot. Gotta run./runs/
Jhope: /appears dancing/ DASHI RUN RUN RUN!!
Girl:...

Jhope: Hi i'm Jhope. I'm your angel. I'm you hope. I'm jhope!!/ smiles and does aegyo/
Girl:*dies from happiness and cuteness overload*

Suga:You got swag
Girl: Okay
Suga:Swaeg /peace sign/
Girl:...

Rm:Sorry but you're not Jin/flips hair/ Rm out! /peace sign/ /trips and breaks his foot/ Shit
Girl:...
Jungkook out of no where: Oh man holy shiet!
Jin suddenly appears with belt:Jeon Jungkook!! You're gonna get a spanking.
Jungkook:/runs/
Jhope appears dancing out of no where: DASHI RUN RUN RUN!!

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