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6Well we have a lot arguments were not like any normal family we have 4 women now since my grandad R.I.P died and they are my mum phedra lesley robinson whos meduim weight blonde hair and got an attitude her names greek from a friend of my nana. My nana audrey robinson short, stubby and grey short hair, my auntie madge quite tall, medium weight grey hair and can't walk as well as me but thats getting old for you. And there's me pretty not been bigheaded, mid length dark brown hair and layered, and pretty tall and thin.

I started stealing money when i was friends with people like laura jarvis, chinky dave and becky vickers i wasn'8 proud of it but recently stealing hasn't been easy stopped its like an addiction and i tryed this morning because i was going swimming with beth my friend and blake my boyfriend and his friend jake who i say more on in a bit. I started CAMHS its a hospital where they try and stop you from doing bad things but i refused to take part any further because technically it just didn't work.

Then there were YTS but they didn't really help there based in pontefract and there job is to stop you from killing other people and thats why i was there (cough) charlie jo sharp. You can smoke there only if you was really pissed of with some wanker.

I got beat up twice in the last year but the first of them were chloe carter and cleo eaton because i want to hav6d said something about chloes grandad dunno why cleo got involved but i did not say anything it was danim6l robinson il tell you more on him to in a bit and no were not related. And the second one was maisie birdsall but i was meant to have said her little cousin looked like a teletubby yeah i did but that little kid shudn't have said i was a slag maybe i am a bit but i dunt need to be told.

Then nacro my friend beth goes but charlie jo goes ( slag) i hate her no fucking joke i want her to die. Nacro takes you ice skating (calms your killing streak apparently) ino stupid huh.

And the family arguments are never ending so il only tel you one i was upstairs doing my eyebrows shaving them big mistake in this house my mam downstairz JADE (bellowing into my ear drum) WHAT LOOK WHAT YM66U MADE ME DO YOU DIDDLYDONK. WHAT she shouted, IVE SHAVED MY EYEBROWS OFF WITH YOU. DO T4EY STIL LOOK FINE, NO WHAT DO YOU THINK, SORRY AND I WAS ONLY HAVING A GO AT YOU BECAUSE YMXU DRANK ALL MY DIET PEPSI, MAM ITS ONLY POP COULDNT YOU HAVE WAITED, YEAH MAYBE BYE.

God thats what i mean she could have waited and now they have grown back proper div my mam.

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