January 30, 2018
11:47 p.m.
Should I be mad or happy? I mean they're lots of druggies in my room. Should I just sit down and vape with them? Maybe they'll think I'm cool then, but right now she's introducing her friends so I should probably listen.
Amanda walked over and put her arm around a small girl who was singing along to the Hamilton song that was currently playing. She didn't miss a word. Fucking nerd. "THIS IS LOTTIE. SHE'S THE BITCH WHO KRIM CHEATED ON ME WITH. I HATE HER BUT DAMN DOES SHE HAVE SOME GOOD ASS TASTE IN MUSIC."
Lottie looked up and smiled. "WHATS UP FUCKERS?!?" Made, Blood, Ruby and I just smiled back. I felt someone tug my shirt. I looked up and saw Blood looking at me with crazy eyes. "Maddiee since you have drugs I'm staying over here all the time."
Amanda walked over to some other girl. I couldn't really describe her. All I knew was that she was a lesbian. "THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND. HER NAME IS SWEET SHES A LESBIAN." Called that fucking shit. Ruby and I just stood there awkwardly as she introduced us to her other friends. Blood and Made has went off in the room somewhere else.
"THIS IS GUY OHMYGOSH. THIS IS MY FUCKING BRO. HES LIKE IRELAND OR SOME SHIT LMFAOOOOO." What the fuck is wrong with her.
Weed
Oh shit I forgot.
The Irish boy began walking close to me. Right when he was about to stand in front of me he yelled Ya yeet and ran over to Ruby. He took her by the arm and the disappeared off into the room. Shit now I'm alone with this bitch.
Amanda turned around smiling but when she saw me standing alone her smiled faded. "Ew. It's only you now. Go make some friends hoe." Why tf would I want to be friends with your friends. I shrugged her off and started walking deeper into the room.
"YO MADDIE COME HERE!" I turned around and saw Made, Blood, Auri, Meech and this guy who looked WAY older. I walked over to them and Meech put his arm around my shoulder fOr sOmE rEasoN. "That's your new husband. Say cheese!" I heard blood say before I saw a camera flash.
"Heyyy wifeyyyyyy." OH MY GOSH. I moved away from his and started fake coughing. "i sUddEnlY hAVE a siCknEss."
Krim has popped out of nowhere and asked "Ligma?"
Auri looked up and said "What's that?"
"LIGMA NUTS."
"FUCK OUTTA MY DORM ROOM." Amanda screamed. Wh y.
"Uhh anyways I just don't feel good so I'm just gonna leave." I said as I started to rush out the dorm.
"ITS COMING FROM HERE BOYS. SHUT EM DOWN!" A couple of male voices said from outside.
"SHIT ITS THE CAMPUS POLICE RUN!"
This night keeps getting better.
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Sorry it took so long to update. I'm currently have an S.T.D.
Sick
Tired
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Depressed
DXXX. Also this book is all in for jokes so please don't take the jokes in this too seriously.
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Random"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME?!" Madison said with tears streaming down her cheeks. Said guy grabbed her face gently but she moved away quickly with sad eyes. He looked up at her. "T-That's...." "THATS WHAT..!" He turned to the door and star...
