You walked down the street, your hoodie over your head. You walked into the shop and asked, "How much for two glamburgers?"
"$2.50." the shopkeeper answered.
You gave him the money and left. Pulling out your phone, you called your brother, Papyrus. "Hey, Paps? I got the burgers. Coming home now."
"ALRIGHT, SANS!" Papyrus practically yelled through the phone, "COME ON HOME!"
You hang up, and begin to walk home. As you go, you bump into someone, causing your hoodie to fall off. "I'm sorry," you apologise, "I didn't mean to--"
"No, it's my fault," the person said, "I wasn't looking where I was going."
You look up to see the woman was Weiss Schnee, heir to the Schnee Dust Company. You look down, quickly flip your hood up over your head, and walk away. Damn it, you think, One more person who'll discriminate me.
"Sir, wait!" she yelled.
You stop as she approaches you. "Who are you?" she asked.
"I'm not really in the mood for ICE-breakers!" you joke.
*Ba-dum TS*
"And I'M not really in the mood for bad puns," she growled, "Who are you? And why do you look like that?"
Geez, no need to give me the COLD shoulder." you joke again.
*Ba-dum TS*
"Stop with these stupid jokes!" Weiss yelled, "Just answer my question."
"Fine," you say, looking down.
You grab Weiss and teleport into an alley. "How... how did we do that?" she asked.
You pulled back your hood and she saw what you were. "You're... a... a..."
Before she could finish the sentence, you teleported away back to your house. "OH, HELLO, BROTHER!" Papyrus greeted you, "AND HOW WAS THE TRIP?"
"Pretty cold out," you say, "But, a little trip to the microwave will cook these glamburgers up no problem."
"OH, MIGHTY NEAT!" Papyrus yelled, "I'LL GET THE PLATES! AND, SANS... PICK UP YOUR SOCK!!!"
"Later." you say, lying on the couch and falling into a deep sleep.
(A/N: I don't know wtf my life has become anymore. Anyway, enjoy the story as more parts are released.)
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I'm A Monster: Male Human Sans Reader X RWBY Weiss
FanfictionWhen you and your younger brother, Papyrus, find yourself in a place called Vale, you're instantly discriminated for being the descendants of the monsters that were trapped underground. You eventually find a man named Ozpin, who helps you by allowin...
