Chapter 3: Starting To Fit In

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You face Weiss and the others. "ICE to see you again, Weiss!"

*Ba-Dum TS*

"GROAN! SANS, WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?" Papyrus asked.
"Simple: For kicks and giggles." you say with a smile, "But, seriously, it is nice to see you again, Weiss."
"Nice to see you too, Sans," Weiss said, "And who's this?"
"Papyrus, my brother," you tell her, "Papyrus, this is Weiss Schnee."
"NICE TO MEET YOU, MS SCHNEE!" Papyrus practically almost yanks her hand off shaking it.
"He's a bit, uh... excitable," you warn Weiss, "Word of advice: Don't let him cook you anything. Last dish he made had EXPLOSIVE consequences!"

*Ba-Dum TS*

As the day flashed by, you and Papyrus settled into Beacon just fine. Papyrus cooked Ruby, a member of Weiss's team, Strawberries with noodle-shaped chocolate spaghetti, which actually didn't end that badly. "Good job, Paps," you say, "You actually made a meal that's edible."
"THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT, BROTHER!" Papyrus yelled.
"Well, anyone who tries to copy your imagination is nothing but an imPASTA!" you joke.

*Ba-Dum TS*

"I TAKE BACK EVERY WORD YOU SAID, BROTHER!" Papyrus groaned.
You chuckle silently, as you and Weiss interlock eyes for a second. Looking away, you look into the hallway to see that Cardin kid again harassing a blonde-haired boy and another girl in gold armour. Stepping outside of the dorm, you walk outside and mock, "Well, well, well. Guess the birdie didn't fly the coup after all."
"YOU AGAIN?" Cardin yelled, "Why are you defending these two? They're not bones like you!"
"I protect who I can, when I can," you explain, summoning a Gaster Blaster, "Now, step away! Or I'm having bird pie tonight!"
"How about we take this to the arena?" Cardin asked.
"Good idea," you say, your eye flashing blue, "But, mark my words, bird boy, you're gonna get wrecked!"
"OH, YEAH?" Cardin asked, "See you there!"

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