MONSTER

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I slammed down the jugs on the table. "Here you go! Three Vanya ale jugs!"

"Thank you missy!"
"Thanks girl!"

I sighed. There are lots of customers today!
"Next order is up!" Meliodas called me from the bar.

I sighed. "Coming!" I trotted over to the bar and took the tray with food to the next table. Meliodas took some ale jugs and served them to the same table.

"This kids are really hardworking, for waiters." A drunk man said from the table.

Huh??... Meliodas and I looked at each other with raised brows, then looked at the man. "Umm, you are mistaken mister." I said, putting a hand on my hip while holding the tray.
Meliodas almost scoffed. "We are not waiters. We are the owners of this tavern."

The man's eyes widened and he gasped, putting down his jug. "Huh?! But you are just kids!"

My name is (Y/N), the Bat Sin of Betrayal, and I work at the Boar Hat with my captain, Meliodas. I was currently occupied with serving all the drunkards in our tavern.

I sighed, taking another tray from the bar to serve it to another table. This always happens, just because we don't age. "This is our specialty, enjoy." I said to the customers, putting down the tray.

The men's eyes lit up and they smiled.
"Awesome!"
"It looks delicious!"
"Thanks for the meal~!"

I stared intently at them, as Meliodas set down a couple more jugs on their table. They bit down on the food, and instantly froze.
I snickered. We never said it was good food.

The men's eyes widened and they spat out the food.
"Gross!!!"

Meliodas blinked while I snickered at them, handing them some napkins.
"I thought you already knew. They recognize us for great liquor and horrible food." He said.

The men stood up angrily, knocking down the table in the process.  "You should've said so earlier!!"
"Do you pretend to trick us?!"
The bulkiest guy pushed his sleeves up, ready to punch Meliodas.

I sighed, picking up all their plates on the floor, assuming they'd be leaving soon. After all, everyone stops complaining after they take a glance at Meliodas' sword.

"Hey, wait! He's got a sword!"

See? Told you.

Meliodas narrowed his eyes. "Well, well, seems we have difficult customers today. Clean this mess." He said, snapping his fingers.

Hawk, our cute piggy friend, walked in, his hoofs clattering on the floor. "Mess? This one? This is why you called me?"

The drunk men flinched in surprise. "The pig talks?!"

Hawk looked up at them. "This is why I can't stand country people, everything surprises them!" He said, walking closer to the mess on the floor, while I put all the chairs and the table back up in their places.

"Hawk, clean this please." Meliodas said.

Hawk groaned and started licking up and eating the horrible food that Meliodas had cooked. "What a bother, eating leftovers like this is no luxury." He said. A few seconds later, he left in place of the mess, a squeaky clean stone floor. "Next time, gimme something decent to eat, okay?"

I snickered at the cute pig, as I stood besides Meliodas after finishing the cleaning up.

"If you're still hungry, I can cook a decent pork stew, what do you say?" Meliodas said with a blank look, obviously teasing Hawk, who turned around in a flash with a loud gasp.
"Aaah! How delicious!! I looove leftovers!"