Unsinkable Ship (YandereDev x Else If Command fanfiction)

Unsinkable Ship

YandereDev, aka Alex, was sitting in his room being the antisocial NEET he is every day, raging about Cuphead, barking like a dog into the computer in his streams.

Additionally, he enjoyed talking about his fetishes to other people, thus having many people in his stream stare at him in confusion and ask who this man really is behind.

Some people were attracted to him, from his loud, pissed off voice to his big ginormous elephant ears.

But neither did anyone know, he already had a waifu, and she was the Else If Command on JavaScript.

He'd plaster her everywhere, including those places where she didn't belong. JavaScript was already such a taboo language in the Unity world; other normies used C language, but Alex did not care. He loved her and used her on everything.

He would not change if everything kept crashing down; he loved his else if command and would use her till the very end.

One day, he made a contract with a black company called TinyBuild and he signed it, thinking it would improve his life greatly. He was so excited about the outcome, and it could mean that everything could be processed perfectly fine.

But wait! One of the TinyBuild workers gave him the plan; they were going to take his Else If love away from him! They could not do that, even if they proved that their efforts could do much better when used with C language.

So, he made the hard decision to reject the contract once more, so that there was no more threat towards his love towards else if.

They lived happily ever after, the end.