percy to nico: hEY✋fagGotツhowsツitツgOinGm9?ツツツgUd👍👉👌👀 ✔geT💃trOlled💃💃loL💃what.a.gEYxD😂😂😂 💯%trole✔✔💃ツKeK 😂 ♏3♏35Xd♋I̵̘̦͈̬̭͈̪͈̬̠̹̬̦̭͎̭͆ͩ͌̉̉̓̋ͥ̿̍ͤ͗́̔͒́̀̚̚̚͠͠'̷̛̰͎̜̠̯͔̩̭̭̠̯̱͚̭̫̥̠͔̆̀̉̌̀̏m̐̓ͭͤͨ͋͗͒̔ͬͧ҉̲̮̖͙̳̖̖̳̬̟̥̦̺̺́̀͟ͅ ̿̈́ͣ̏̈́̂̎̓̆̈́ͩ́͠ 😂 ̡̨͚̟̭̹̲̯̪̞̫̮͎̙j̛̹̳͇̮͉͓̫̪̰̩̭̩͖̥̰̪͎̍̐̿̍́̐ͣ̃̿̽̒̍̆̂ͩͩ́̚̕͠͞u̸͐̅ͯ̑̓̅̽ͥͣ̽͏̮̠͔͈s̱̙̼͈͚̗̫̫̠̜̣̼̥̱͍̃̏ͫ̌ͧ̃ͨͪ̏ͦ̑ͦ̚̕͢͡͞͡t̼̤̰̹͓ͤ̽ͭ̌͊ͣ͛͘͠ 😂 ͚̞̠͎̰͙̹ ̵̫̪̫̪̹͍͚̬̘͕͙̰̬͔͑͐͗́̉͂̎̃ͪͯ̅̋ͯ̏̾̈a̢̼͍̲̼̭̤͈̯͔̪̍̂̓͛̍̇ͩ͑ͫ̃̌̋̊ͬ̓̇͒́̚̚͝͡ͅ ̡͔͖͂ͭ̓̾̾ͥ̂ͧ́͢͡ 😂 ͉̩̩͉̠͖͇͉̺̬͚̥͎͎̗ţ̶̴̡̡͕͈͍͚̩̞̤̥̱̯̤͈͙͚̭͉͓͂̒ͭ̀̓͒̒͑ͅr̪͎̹̹͚̝̥͚̙͕͗͂̑̒̎͐̽͂̽̔͋͆͒͋̂̒ͣ͛́o̢̠͍͚̼͙̬̙̹̥̭̼͚̖̘̭̲̫͛͂ͬ̎ͫ͒̾ͣ͒̽̍̑l̴̙̺̼̪̪̼̮͖̪̣̞̮͕͉̥̙͌ͮ̆̽̌́̆̈͞͞lͤ̔̇̾̓ͧ͆̑͒͒
nico: are there people 👫who actually thinking 🤔💭💭sucking 😏dick 🍆💦is gay?✋❌👬
you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗
you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪 🍆👀physique😩😩
being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅
eating pussy 😿🙅♂️is gay 👨❤️👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone.spartans 🏋️♀️💪had gay 👨❤️👨👨❤️💋👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨❤️👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers.
all these ☀️summer ☀️DYEL's piss 😑me off😡😡their 😍twink😜bodies don't ❌understand, but in 🕐time i'm sure they'll get it.
percy: i'm sowwy mistew pwease don't p-punish me uwu
nico: ┈┈┈┈╱▔╲▂▂╱▔╲┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈▕╮╱▔╲╱▔╲╭▏┈┈┈ ┈┈┈╱╋▏┊▕┊┊▕╋╲┈┈┈ ┈┈▕╋▕━▅━━▅━▏╋▏┈┈ ┈┈▕╱▔╲▔╭╮▔╱▔╲▏┈┈ ┈┈▕┊┳┊▔╰╯▔┊┳┊▏┈┈ ┈┈┈╲╰━━╯╰━━╯╱┈┈┈ ┈┈┈╱▔╭┈┈┈┈╮▔╲┈┈┈ ┈┈╱▕┊┊ ┈┊┊▏╲┈┈ ┈┈╲╱┊┊ white ┈┊┊╲╱┈┈ ┈┈┈▏╋ supremacy ╋▕┈┈┈ ┈┈┈╲╋╰┈┈┈┈╯╋╱┈┈┈ ╱▔╲┈╲╋╭▂▂╮╋╱┈┈┈┈ ▏╋▕▂╱▏┊▏▕┊▕┈┈┈┈┈ ╲▂▂▂╱▏┊▏▕┊▕┈┈┈┈┈ ┈┈╱▔▔┈╯╲╱╰┈▔▔╲┈┈ ┈┈╲▂▂▂▂╱╲▂▂▂▂╱┈┈
thalia: #twodads
percy: What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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my 6th grade fanfic that i'm continuing and it's shit please don't read it lmao
HumorThalia is a hunter and Nico is perfectly happy being single. What if Thalia develops feelings for Nico? Will Artemis find out? Will Zues AND Hades be okay if they end up dating? Find out in Back to December! All rights to Rick Riordan. EDIT: THIS HA...