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Hi! I'm back with some more shitty unnecessary angst 🤪 no idea how I'm gonna write it though...
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PROTEC: hello what the FUCKSGSKSH

baby chick: y'all... saw that too... right...

Wifeu: huh???

My Love♥️: hi yeah can I get uhhhh a functional family

Client #032703: what are y'all on about?

PROTEC: Okay Well I heard yelling so Jisung and I went out to go check

baby chick: right and norenmin were fighting

baby chick: well mostly noren while Jaemin tried to calm them down

Wifeu: uhhhhhh

My Love♥️: I came out of my room after that and just in time to witness Renjun fucking slap Jeno????

Cupid💘: UHHHHHH WHAT

Wifeu: he—

Client #032703: hold the fuck up

baby chick: Yeah Jaem looked horrified and Jeno looked both heartbroken and furious honestly I'm kinda scared but Renjun just looks like he's fucking out for blood what the fuck is happening

precious: is this all you guys do? get in our business?

PROTEC: bitch excuse me

PROTEC: YOU'RE THE ONES SCREAMING IN THE LIVING ROOM FUCK YOU

Client #032703: yeah uhm what the fuck happened

precious: nothing.

My Love♥️: you??? slapped??? jeno???

hisshissbitch: guys don't push it he's being a stubborn bitch

precious: oh I'M THE STUBBORN BITCH?

hisshissbitch: yeah you are what the fuck

Nana: guys can we please talk about this civilly...

Traitor: I left... for an hour... what the fUCK...

xXj0hnnyXx: honestly guys can someone explain

Nana: I don't even know why they're fighting

hisshissbitch: because Renjun is a fucking jealous bitch

precious: I am NOT a jealous bitch

True Satan: I mean I'm not saying you're a bitch but you do get jealous easily...

hisshissbitch: and he's being a bitch about it.

precious: this is so fucking stupid if you weren't so fucking thick skulled this wouldn't have gotten out of control

hisshissbitch: are you– I'm not fucking thick skulled I'm just fucking confused on why who I'm friends with bothers you so much

Nana: uhm loves...

My Love♥️: yo uh guys... maybe not in the gc...

precious: well MAYBE if the fucking bitch wasn't clearly trying to fucking get with you I wouldn't be bothered

Nana: huh?

hisshissbitch: he's not trying to get with me what the fuck

precious: HE ASKED YOU ON A DATE JENO???? HE LITERALLY SAID THE WORD "DATE" AND YOU SAID YES

Nana: AGAIN, HUH???

precious: AND WHEN I ASK YOU ABOUT IT, YOU TELL ME I'M BEING AN OVERPROTECTIVE BITCH SO FUCK YOU

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