Chapter 1
Emma P.O.V
I hate mornings. Especially Monday mornings. Mondays ruin the brilliant weekends you have. Why? Because Monday is the start of the week, meaning school, meaning five crappy days in lessons that I don't even pay attention in. But no matter what I try and do my parents, being the evil souls they are, always send me. Yes I have a hangover but they could have some sympathy for their only daughter.
"Wipe that foul look off your face Emma." My dad scolded at me. Him like my mum are not happy that I snuck out on a Sunday night to get wasted with Cassie.
"I wouldn't be working this foul look if my parents gave me some sympathy or even a cuddle or maybe some pancakes. But do I get any of these no! Instead I wake up get yelled at and watch that scrotum back the eat my pancakes!!" I yelled at him while pointing to my big brother who got lumped with being in the back of the car.
"I might be a scrotum but at least I didn't wake up with sex hair!" Max, my big brother, exclaimed triumphantly. My eyes widened at his remark. Before he knew what hit him (literally) my seat belt was off and I was over my seat and in the back before he could scream blue murder.
I felt a pair of hands on my waist and before I knew it I was being lifted off of my brother and over someone's shoulder.
"MAX RUN!" the oddly familiar voice shouted.
"THANKS MAN I OWE YOU!" My scrotum of a brother shouted back to his savior.
"I KNOW WERE YOU LIVE MAX!" I hollered at him as I saw him sprint off. I turned to my capture "Let go of me you monkey fuck!" I must look like a rabid squirrel, punching someone's back and screaming bloody Mary with my hair a wild mess.
He just made tutting noises. "Now Emma that's no way to speak to a friend." I stopped mid punch that one answer giving it away.
"I have two things to say to you Blake. Number one: I might not be able to see what you're doing but I know for a fact your looking at my ass. Number two: STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS AND PUT ME DOWN!" All he done was snigger with two other people. After he finished eye raping my ass he put me down.
I turned to Blake only to see him sporting a smirk. Blake Nolan is the hottie of the school. Standing at a good five foot ten with blue/green eyes, tousled light brown hair and a body of a Greek good is the most arrogant asshole you will ever meet. We've known each other since he was nine and I was eight. Blake is the same age and is best friends with my brother. But he will do anything to try and get in my pants. Me and my best friend Cassie are the only girls he hasn't humped and dumped. And it's staying like that.
"Is there something I can't help you with?" I asked him as he wouldn't move out of my way.
"Yes actually." I rolled my eyes. expecting a comment like "you can help me with the boner in my pants" he came out with: " Me and the guys are going away for a week up to a cabin in the mountains and was wondering if you and Cassie would like to come?"
I stared at him dumbfounded. "Why me and Cassie? What have I done to deserve you asking me to go away for a week with you, Einstein and smiles over there?" I could feel Felony and Trenton eyes bore into my head.
"Well I don't have a choice my mum heard I was going away and insisted that you come along as well... she even asked your parents for Christ sake!" he exclaimed exasperated.
"Looks like I have no choice! Congratulations! Your stuck with me for a week in a cabin out in the mountains!! Let's hope nothing happens! Well I have to go and break the news to Cassie toddles!" I walked off leaving Blake laughing at my reaction. He won't be laughing when Cassie hears about this.
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"WHAT! No Fucking way am I staying in the mountains with dumb, dumber and dumbest!" My lovely red haired friend shouted attracting the attention of every student and teacher.
"Miss Drake! What have I told you about shouting in the hallway?" Our head mistress Mrs Hughes asked raising a eyebrow at her.
Cassie let out a sigh and mumbled "Use your indoor voice and save your shouting for outdoors." I hid my face in my locker trying hard not to laugh.
"And what about cussing?" I waited for Cassie reply.
"Miss cursing is natural everyone does it. I do it all the time I'm surprised that I've gone this long without cursing! But, and this is true, women curse more during sex than any other time I know I do. But you don't curse so it's obvious that your not getting enough if you know what I mean?" I didn't see as I trying to control my laughter but I knew she winked at her.
"No I don't know what you mean!" A very flustered Mrs Hughes answered. I looked up to see that everyone was watching Cassie and Mrs Hughes waiting for Cassie reply.
"What I mean is miss, and I'll explain so you could understand, that the reason why your so prude about cursing is because Mr Hughes isn't giving you enough SEX!" Hook line and sinker! Everyone apart from Mrs Hughes erupted in laughter. I for one is on the floor laughing with tears down my face.
"MY OFFICE NOW!"
"With pleasure!" before she left, Cassie turned to the students and took a bow! A bow! Is she trying to get expelled but with that touch everyone erupted with howls of laughter. "I'll see you at lunch Emma! And to everyone else you have been an amazing audience! THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!" With that she strutted to the principles office with pride.
I shook my head as the bell rang signaling for first period. slamming my locker shut I slowly made my way to PE wondering how I got such a funny, crazy befriend.
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5 DAYS IN HELL
HumorTwo girls. Best Friends who like sisters and always by each others side. The funny one Emma Bell. The crazy one Cassie Drake. Three guys. Well known gang of boys. There's the joker Felony Archer. The mysterious one Trenton Smith. Then there's the ho...