Danganronpa OneShots! (REQUESTS ARE CLOSED)

The Mean, The Wtf-Boy And The Pervert | Teruteru x Male! Reader x Hiyoko

Requested by loopyarts

Honestly I really have no idea for it but we'll see how it turns out ^^

The Mean, The Wtf-Boy and The Pervert | Teruteru Hanamura x Male! Reader x Hiyoko Saoinji

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Reader's POV (here we go... male reader...)

I was in my cottage, laying on my bed and thinking to myself. This just sucked. Trapped on an island with 16 strangers, two talking dolls - like how is that even possible??- and what's the worst that we've got to kill each other! I was just leaving my life as a prankster and this is what I get!? Just what the hell!?
My thoughts got cut off from the doorbell -- being pressed like 5 times in a row.
"What the heck, they can't wait 10 seconds?" I growled then went to the door and opened it - but had to look downwards because two shorties were in front of me.
"I can press it as many times as I want, you ugly pigfart!" the little girl huffed, Hiyoko was the name I think.
"I'm no pigfart! Other wise how would I be a woman AND male magnet?" the other one - ...Teruteru?- said with a nose bleed.
"Ew, groosss!" Hiyoko cried, then she - finally - noticed me in the doorway. "Oh look, Wtf-Boy opened the door."
".... I have a name you know." I sweatdropped.
"Wtf-Boy... Hmhm, I like that." Teruteru chuckled with a gross face.
"Kyaaah, you're a total pervert! Wtf-Boy, let me in!" she cried.
"Stop calling me that! I'm [F/N]!"
"Sure, whatever." she pushed me aside then stepped in, Teruteru following her, sending me a wink... Ew.
Hiyoko plopped down on my bed. "Do you have candy, Wtf-[F/N]?"
"Stop-- You know what, no I don't." I groaned, giving up. "But what the hell are you two doing here?"
"Well," Teruteru started with a gross chuckle, "you seemed upset, and we all know I'm the best at cheering people up~"
"Ew! You totally mean that in a perverted way! You are gross!" the little blondie cried, putting her hands on her ears. Touché, Sherlock.
"You know, we all know you came here for the same reason~"
"Eh!?" Hiyoko cried, a bright blush appearing on her cheeks. "Ew! N-No! Never!" she stuttered, throwing my pillow at Teruteru.
"H-Hey, that was my pillow!" I sweatdropped slightly. My precious pillow!
"Oh, so you wanna play like that?" Teruteru smirked, then jumped on her, and started... tickling her? -_-;
"Eeek! Ahahaha- N-No! Haha- S-Stop it, you- haha - p-perverted ugly - ahaha - p-pigfart!" she laughed, trying to push him off.
"O-Oi! Stop it you two and make out somewhere e- HYAAAH!" I squeaked, because Teruteru changed his target and tickled me instead.
"Oh, I wanna too!" Hiyoko giggled and started tickling me too. "SUFFER!"
"AAAH! HAHA-- NO, S-STOP!!" I screamed, trying to tickle them back, which eventually worked.

After long minutes of tickle fight, we got tired and just layed down on my bed.
"You know... we'd make a great threesome--" Teruteru started.
"SHUT UP PREV!!" Hiyoko and I yelled in unison.

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Length: 517 words
Sorry for the wait and sorry that it's short, I really didn't know what else to do with it!
Hope you enjoyed anyway!