Stripper. (Complete)

"I made an account all about you!"

A few days later and the boys were lazing around in the living room.

Yoongi was on his phone, the Maknae line were laying on the ground, Jin is contiplating when he should make for dinner, Hoseok is dozing off, and Nmajoon was also dozing off, head bumping Yoongi's shoulder.

Yoongi tapped his cheek, putting the phone in front of his face.

"What" Namjoon asked tiredly.

"I made an Instagram account all about you! So they can see how amazing you are." Yoongi said with a smile, swiping to thr camera

Namjoon hummed, nodding lazily as he let his head fall back.

Yoogi took a picture of him, cooing lightly.

Namjoon shooed the camera away, smacking Yoongi think things lazily.

Yoongi posted the picture, turning off his phone and leaning on Namjoon.

Suddenly Namjoon shot up, startling everyone.

"Fuck! I'm late!" Nmajoon stumbled up trying stairs, leaving everyone confused.

"What the fuck?" Yoongi mumbled. He followed Nmjoon up the stairs, entering he room to see Namjoon pulling on some jeans.

"What are you late for?"

"I have to go to work!" Namjoon ran past him, running down the stairs.

Jin was already at he door, holding his phone out.

"Thanks Hyung!" Namjoon ran down the street, apologizing to people he crashes into.

Yoongi was far behind him, calling his name to slow down.

Namjoon turned a corner, running past a bunch of alley ways.

When Namjoon got to work, is was all hot n' sweaty.

He raced to his room, changing quickly.

He fixed his shirt and did his makeup, sighing before walking out.

He sat at the bar, Yeogyum setting a juice in front of him.

"Wheres Chanyeol-hyung?" Namjoon asked, sipping his drink.

" He has a day off. Baby shower."

"Oh my God. His family has too much sex."

"I know right?"

Yoongi slammed into a chair, panting heavily.

"How-eh- how dare you leave me behind like that!" Yoongi panted out, pointing a finger in Namjoons face.

"You're just slow. And run weird."

"My body is not mentioned for running, okay?!" Yoongi pinched his side, casuing Namjoon to squeal.

"You two are so cute togerder!" Yeogyum said with a fake lisp.

Namjoon smiled, tilting his head to the side.

"Baby do we have to be here?" Yoongi scoffed when he saw a couple having sex against the wall, money being thrown at them.

"I have to Hyung. I have two customers."

"I said no one can touch you!"

"It's my job. If I don't do it I won't get paied, and I won't be able to get things for Kookie." Namjoon sighed.

"Baby you live with us now. You don't have to worry about that. It's fine."

Namjoon elaned against him, pecking his lips.

"I'll be right back." Namjoon stood, walking into the large crowd.

Yoongi sat there for a but, lazily talking with Yeogyum.

"Yo Yoongi! What are you doing here man?"

Yoongi turned, eyes narrowing once he saw who it was.

Fucking Jackson Wang.

"Nothing. Leve me alone."

"Seriously? Dude did you know that nerd from school works here? I always knew he was a slut!"

"Shut up Jackson." Yoongi said bluntly, trying not to snap at him.

Namjoon came back, yelling Yeogyums name.

Yeogyum stumbled, dropping the glass he was holding.

"God dang it how many times did I tell you not to do that!"

"Sorry. I just had a question."

"What is it?"

"What the fuck does pussy mean?"

"Holy fuck you are too inoccent for this fucking goddamn world!" Yeogyum fake fainted, head slamming onto the counter.

"Are you going to answer my question or no?"

Yeogyum lifted his head.

"No. I'm not answering that question."

"Why not?"

"You don't need to know that stuff yet."

Yoongi pecked Namjoons cheek, licking at the same spot after.

Jackson stared in shock, eyes wide.

"You guys are darting?!"

"You got a fucking problem with that?"

"Hell yeah I do! That gross! Who knows how many dicks has been in his mouth."

"Actually I only sucking dick once and it was Yoongi's." Namjoon said slowly, grimancing.

"It was weird. You don't make much noise do you?"

"We've had sex two times and your aking me that now?"

Namjoon paused before nodding, smiling cutley.

Yoongi smiled, ruffling his hair.

"Aish, you're going to be the death of me."