Jisung : Minho
Minho : mm~
Jisung : I love you
Minho : okay
Jisung : are you even listening
Minho : works for me
Jisung : I broke my leg
Minho : that's nice
Jisung : I'm going to eat the last piece of chicken
Minho : definitely
Jisung : I'm pregnant
Minho : yeah
Jisung : and felix is the dad
Minho : I agree
Jisung : OH FOR FUCKS SAKE MINHO. I WILL RIP EVERY SHRED OF YOUR HAIR ONE BY ONE AND FEED YOU TO JYP ON A SILVER PLATTER IF YOU DON'T LIS-
Minho : ah Jisung. Did you say something? Sorry I was on a Bluetooth call. What's on a silver platter?
Jisung : I..er.. what's that. I'm sorry I think chan hyung called me. I'M COMING
* Jisung exists as fast as lightning *
Minho : I always date the strange ones don't I
