Black Hole: Alright, so all three are married.
Tree: We're not married.
Pen: Relax, it's just pretend.
Tree: I don't wanna pretend.
Pen: Scared you'll like it?
Tree: Bitch, if were married, I would already divorce you.
YOU ARE READING
tree learns how it feels to chew 5 gum (BFB CRACK BOOK 2)
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