Tree: Once day, this girl I knew went to the bathroom and left her phone unlocked and I created a groupchat called "dwarf porn" and added all her contacts to it.
Pie: What did she do?
Tree: Scream for, like, twenty minutes.
Pie: Was it worth it?
Tree: Totally.
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tree learns how it feels to chew 5 gum (BFB CRACK BOOK 2)
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