🌹 blood covered roses 🌹 hanahaki! Maxpres

(Not a chapter but I want to share this with you)

Things I've heard or said as camp camp characters.

Max: I've been told off for swearing 8 times this week and I don't know if I should be proud or concerned

Nikki: should I run and just face plant the grass?

Neil: no offence but you're too dumb to be in my peripheral vision

Preston: hi, thanks for coming to my Hamilton bootleg *continues to scream the entire Hamilton soundtrack at the top of his lungs*

Nerris: i will actually stand on you if you call me Harry Potter one more time you Voldemort looking bitch

Harrison: now you see it... now it's up my ass, tuh daaaa!

Ered: if skaTEBOARDING IS SO EASY WHY DONT YOU GO DOWN TWO HILLS AT FULL SPEAD WHILE A CAR IS COMING HUH?

Nurf: I will shank you with a stick of you don't shut up

Dolph: *does the nazi salute directly at Neil*

Space kid: oh my goD OUR TOPIC IS SPACE IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF-