Weird ass similes

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I want to fly like a brick flies through a window

You eat like a coat rack eats scarves in a busy bar

You're as salty as a salt deposit in the middle of the Dead Sea.

I hate you almost as much as I hate eating a sandwich with the mayo and pickles scrapped off but left with the lingering taste.

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