imdaddyjae: wait i have to get ready to vomit my intestines out
your_eomma: bitch please did you eat a rotten seashell
bamx2: whats the connection in between those two things
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choi.yj, jackies and 5 others have logged into « kinky shits »
park_bench: that was the worst night of my life and my head hurts
chokedbum: i mean it wasnt bad considering the amount of times i choked
jackies: you were choking on youngjae's dic-
choi.yj: you dotn nkow that
kyums: well actually bambam threw me into the room where you and jaebum were making out so-
bamx2: yall were h a r d a s f u c k 😩👅🍆💦💦
park_bench: BAMBAM
choi.yj: stop making shit up
kyums: he isn't though 😉
choi.yj: im-
park_bench: mY bABy hOoKEd uP wiTH THe reTArdEd raSPbERrY
chokedbum: a) i am not a retarded raspberry
chokedbum: 2. we were both drunk af
bamx2: last night waz the funniest shit ever
jackies: yah it was so funy also wen we locked jinyougn in the batrom once he was drunk. he kept on screeeming as if his life depended on it
park_bench: im gonna ignore the fact that you misspelled my name and ask you why you locked me in the bathroom
bamx2: well because why wuldnt we do that
kyums: also when we came to get u u were trying to cut ur leg off with an urinal and u were spitting out hand soap screaming « STAY HYDRATED! »
park_bench: im going to recycle myself
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tunas.mark: it was pretty funny except the part when you drunkasses spilled your drinks all over me when you were starting a twerking war IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCEFLOOR
bamx2: yea suddenly i was gay when i saw yugyeom dancing and fuck he's got a nice a-
jackies: wel y'all arn't the only ones who were being suspissious 😉
bamx2: JACSOn
jackies: that not my nam you roting avocado
park_bench: can you not spell properly?
jackies: im typin quckly
choi.yj: *sips tea*
bamx2: but no 1s talking about makr and jinyong on the dance floor because damn i didnt nkow jinyoung topped
jackies: i SAw tHaT YOu FuCKtArDs
tunas.mark: ┐('～'；)┌
park_bench: who you calling a fucktard
chokedbum: pretty sure that was directed to u
park_bench: get ready to catch these hands you deflated walrus 🤗
tunas.mark: h a j i m a
kyums: can we pretend nothing happened last night 😁
choked.bum: wait but if we pretend nothing happened then thats pretending that i didnt fuck youngj-
